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Campain officially announced
William Maniscalco announces his run for presidency. He officially declares his candidacy for the presidential nomination of the Republican Party. He is an Alligator Hunter from Canalou, Misouri, and he is 1/32 Navajo, 1/16 Cherokee, and 29/32 English. He comes from a family of 16 and is 43 years old. He plans to appeal to White men, and wants to make his County and Platform more Conservative and especially more Jesus-y. He plans to win using a brutal slash campain and his "southern charm." -
Money Fundraising begins
Maniscalco has set up a go fund me with a goal of 5 Billion US dollars. He also is having his family of 15 start a phone campain asking for money. -
Maniscalso Expresses rage over lack of Invite to Rebublican Debate
Later this night, William Mansicalco was arrested for disorderly conduct. He was taken to the Goffstown, New Hampshire penitentiary. -
Media Coins Name "crazy croc" in response to Republican outburst outside Debate
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Maniscalco is down 32 points
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First month of money raising
William has raised 239 Thousand Dollars of his 5 billion goal so far after one month of Gofundme.org and general donation -
Mud-slinging Campain Begins
Brutal comercials and billboards appear across the nation that ruthlessly tear Maniscalco's opponents apart. -
"Crazy Croc Strikes Again"
Maniscalco makes front page of new york times as a result of his continued exclusion from the second Republican Depate. Police fail to catch him as he evades them -
Maniscalco Found by police
He was found hiding near mexican border in swamp-like enviornment. -
Month Three of Fundraising
Maniscalco has accumulated a whopping 412 Thousand Dollars of his 5 billion goal so far after one month of Gofundme.org and general donation -
Maniscalco Delivers Surprisingly rousing "I have a dream speech"
Immediantly after his release, He delivers speech that changes the world... -
Front page of Newspapaper "Crazy Croc Inspires the Nation"
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Maniscalco attends Third republican Debate
His performance is inspiring and intimidating especially to other cantidates. This is largely due to his passion and fervour. -
Maniscalco is up 78 Points
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Churches nationwide participate in "Jesus Money for "Crazy Croc"
This nationwide event accumulates a total of 1.2 biillion dollars for Maniscalco -
Crazy Croc calls for reform
"If more people voted for me why didn't I win??!!??" Demands Maniscalco. He is later found passed out drunk outside a local bar. -
FIfth month of Campain Fundraising
Maniscalco's donation's have skyrocketed to almost 729 Million Dollars of his 5 billion goal so far after one month of Gofundme.org and general donation -
The Results Are In
Sadly, Crazy Croc's Candidacy has come to an end. It is officially announced that his competitor received more electoral votes than him even though he won the majority of votes. -
Crazy Croc's Polls are up 42 points
This is a direct result of the "Jesus Money for Crazy Croc" campain -
Maniscalco suggests African Americans be called "Brownies"
He explains his statemnt saying "Brownies are delicious and Everyone loves them" -
"Brownies" phenomenon takes over the world
Soon after his decleration, it becomes impossible to walk down the street without hearing someone lovingly called a brownie. His new social policy is met extremelly positively. -
Crazy Croz takes Super Tuesday by storm
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Mud-Slinging Campain Increases Intensity
Maniscalco's advertisments worsen their extreme agressive nature -
Start of Republican National Convention
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End of Republican National Convention
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Election Day
Maniscalco is biting his claws in anticipation
