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7
Nintendo
In Junior High he bought the Nintendo Entertainment System. -
15
Specialized Science High School Admission Test
During his last year of high school he took the SSHSAT to see which New York High School he'd be eligible for. -
21
Demolition Derby
The summer before Freshman year his family went to a demolition derby. -
37
Freshman Year
After taking the SSHSAT he was accepted into Stuyvesant High School. -
57
Honorable Mention
He got an honorable mention for the Scholastic Writing Award. -
63
Moxy Früvous
Ned went to his first concert and saw the band Moxy Früvous with his father. -
72
Summer Camp
Ned went to the Christian Camp and Recreation Center. While there he smoked his first cigarette and smoked weed for the first time. -
76
Sophomore Year
He started his Sophomore year at Stuyvesant. -
83
Karate
He attended Pure Energy Martial Arts classes and was really bad at karate. -
88
Office Party
At an office party where he was working an elder co-worker tried to hook up with him. -
101
Alcohol
At a Mini Mart, him and his friend bought some beer and drank it. -
109
5k
For a cute girl that he worked with, he ran a 5k in the rain in sandals. -
120
Junior Year
His Junior year at Stuyvesant. Ned becomes addicted to the card game "Magic". -
124
Snowboarding
A good friend invites him to go snowboarding with his family and he does terribly. -
131
Wheelchair
He sprains his ankle playing volleyball and has to spend time in a wheelchair. -
167
The Law
Ned and his friend got caught jumping turnstiles and got caught. -
173
Senior Year
Ned began his Senior year at Stuyvesant High School. -
181
Colleges
Ned had an interview with Harvard and was turned down. -
197
Cancun
Ned was going to go to Cancun for his Senior Class Trip, unfortunately due to prior commitments he had to sell his ticket. -
203
Prom
Ned went to his Senior Prom with his girlfriend Judith. -
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Hooters
His family went to Hooters.
