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How to Survive a Blizzard
- Byron and Buphead were teaching Kenny how to survive a blizzard. Byron and Buphead picked Kenny up, swung him around, and let him go. He landed in a pile of snow. 2. Byron and Buphead placed Kenny in the middle of them and spun him around until slob was flowing out of his mouth. Then, they pushed him into the same pile of snow. 3. They told Kenny to cover his face and Byron mumbled his name. Kenny turned to face Byron. Byron had a bunch of snow packed in his mouth. Then Byron spit.
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Byron Gets His Lips Stuck On The Outside Mirror
Kenny & Byron had to scrape the outside windows and mirrors of the car. Byron was kissing the outside mirror. Bryon was yelling, "Kenny". Kenny was trying to figure out why Bryon was calling his name. Kenny walked over to Byron. When he got over to him, he realized Bryon's lips were stuck to the outside mirror. Kenny went inside to get Momma and Dad's help. When Dad saw the scene, he began laughing so hard that he couldn't stop. Eventually, Momma pulled Byron's lips off of the outside mirror. -
The Watsons Go To School
One day Kenny got on the bus, and went to school. The bus driver stopped for the new kids. When they got on the bus, the students thought that the new kids were strange. The bus driver made the new kids sit with Kenny. He thought that they were his guardian angels. -
Rufus Hangs Out With Kenny!
When it was lunch time, Rufus followed Kenny to where he has lunch. Rufus thought that Kenny was his friend and Kenny didn't know why Rufus was following hm everywhere. Kenny gave one of his sandwhiches to Rufus and Rufus gave half of his sandwich to his brother. -
The Dinosaster!!!
On January 20, 1963, there was an interesting scene. Kenny and Rufus were playing with dinosaurs and started to fight over them. Kenny never forgave Rufus again!!! -
Captian Byron Watson gets captured and burned alive by Evil Snake Woman and his own flamethrower of death.
Byron Watson was playing with matches in the yard and Momma said she would burn him if he did it again. -
Matches AGAIN
Byron was making a movie and he was using matches to send the army men into the toilet with burning parachets, and then flush them down. Momma heard the toilet flushing aand smelled smoke. She went up to see what was going on and found Byron playing with matches again. -
Punishment
Momma dragged Byron down the stairs and was going to burn him. Joey was very upset with momma. Momma kept trying to burn Byron but Joey kept blowing out the match. Momma finally gave up and Byron had to deal with dad. -
Bryon and the Mexican styled hair.
Buphead gave Byron some chemicals to make his hair look slicked down. His hair was a reddish-brown color and as momma referred to it as a 'Mexican Style of hair". -
The shaving of the Mexicans hair.
Byron since he decided to put chemicals in his hair. He had to wait for his dad to come home to shave his Mexican styled head of hair -
Byron Goes to Birmingham
Momma had plans to send Byron to Birmingham to teach him a lesson. Byron and Kenny were surprised to see the outhouse. To Byron and Kenny, the toilet in the outhouse was very disgusting. -
The Pine Tree
Daddy came home and told everyone to come outside. He said he had a surprize. He had the family all guess what it was. No one was correct. Dad unwrapped the surprize. It was a pine scented car freshener. -
Tangled Up in God's Beard
Dad compared the air in Tennessee to God's beard. The Watsons stuck their arms out of the Brown Bomber. -
Mr. Watson Changed Mrs. Watson's Plans
Before the Watsons left for Birmingham, Dad and Mr. Johnson talked to each other. They decided Mr. Watson wouldn't stop for the night in Tennessee. Mr. Watson planned not to tell Momma. -
Ultra Glide
The Watsons just got a new addition to Brown Bomber. Ultra Glide is a radio that will not go flying when you hit a bump. -
Going to Birmingham
Momma had a notebook that she planed the trip in. It was going to be a three day trip. The trip didn't come real to them untill nine in the morning. That's when they said their good bye's to Rufus and started heading toward I-75. It is a road that runs all the way from Flint to Flordia. One road. They weren't even on the express way before Momma started reading out of her notebook. -
The Watsons go to Birmingham -1963
When Kenny got up he saw his Dad in the car listening to music. Kenny ran upstairs and changed his clothes then went down to the car and listened to music with dad. Then they started talking about why Byron had to go to Birmingham. Mrs. Davidson gave Joetta an angel. Joetta was upset because the angel was white and she wasn't. -
The Vacuum
Daddy was listening to country music. Then everybody started to wake up. Daddy used a vacuum cleaner sound, so all of them would fall asleep. When everyone woke up, they had almost drove a thousand miles. -
Almost There!!!!
The Watsons were almost to Birmingham. Everybody except dad was saying "Are we there yet," over and over again. Then they all fell asleep again, except Momma, even though it was morning. -
We're Here!
When they got to Birmingham Momma was so excited to see her mom. The boys got out of the car very slowly and started to stretch. The last time Byron saw their grandmother, he said she was a witch. Then Momma said to give Grandma Sands a hug. No one wanted to, so they pushed each other forward until they got there. Then everybody but Momma gave Grandma Sands a weak hug. -
Kenny Wakes up
Kenny wakes up and sees that Byron isn't there. He looks out the window and sees Dad, Mr. Robert, and Byron standing a tree. He goes to join the boys -
Trip to the Pool
Byron Joey and Kenny were going to the pool but Grandma Sands said to stay away from Collier's landing because somebody got sucked into a whirl pool. -
Two Paths
When they arrived there was two ways Collier's Landing or the pool. Kenny tried to get Byron to go with him to Collier's Landing but Byron said "Grandma Sands said that there was a Wool Pooh. Grandma Sands didn't say this but wool Pooh is Whinnie the Pooh's evil twin. They don't tell about him because they don't want to scare kids. -
Collier's Landing
Byron and Joey walked away toward the pool but Kenny stay and went to Collirer's Landing and say the beautiful water and thought that the onlly reason Collier put up the signs because he wanted the water to himself -
Swimming!!
Kenny decides that he wanted to take a swim so he takes off his shoes and jumps in. The water was amazing. He sees a fish and decides he wants it as a pet. Then he notices a turtle and thinks that turtle would make an even better pet so he swims in deeper but his foot slips off the edge and falls down in to deeper water. -
Byron Saves Kenny
Kenny goes under and sees Joey as an angel and thinks he is seeing his family one more time before he dyes. Byron pulls him out of the water and Kenny starts crying. -
Wool Pooh
He falls in and swims up the first time but gets pulled under a second time by the Wool Pooh he sees the Wool Pooh and tries to swim up to the surface he gets to the top and tries to get to land but the Wool Pooh is still pulling on him annd knows that if he goes under again he is done.
