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499 BCE
Bunny is Born
Holy SHIT she is old! -
50 BCE
Butter St. Beef is Born on a Chessboard
Approximate, since he has no age listed, but has been working as a defense attorney for quite some time at the beginning of CatK. I don't even think he was born on a chessboard. Don't care. -
38 BCE
Grimothee Steel is purchased to become Freddery's Companion
Goldenberry Pancakes are YUM YUM
*approximate -
29 BCE
Grimothee "Walks into the Ocean"
Sorry, Freddery, puberty's rough. Grimothee gets turned off and locked in the basement until the events of CatK -
15 BCE
Torrin is Born
And promptly abandoned to the slums! -
3 BCE
Jean-Luc Robespierre is Wrongfully Imprisoned/Executed/Who Knows by the New Emperor
We all know this was a bad move. But do not weep for him. Or do. I kind of don't know which one he would have wanted. -
3 BCE
The Events of Come at the King
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1 CE
The Affair
The Affair -
297
Sloane Langley Thatcher is Born
Hey, when I get an age, I put it in the timeline -
351
Count Ivan Gretsky is Born
Bannerman to the De Bonesby family, doesn't matter once he becomes a vampire at an undisclosed time. At some point he catches a terminal disease and goes vampire to avoid it. -
397
Christianity Becomes a Thing
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405
Frederick De Bonesby is Born
With all of his skin and his flesh and his fats! -
412
Frederick is Forced to Murder his Favorite Griffin
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441
Frederick falls in love for the first time
Oh Station, it would have never worked out. -
462
Cordelia Sasquatch is Born
All alone in the forest. -
476
Cordelia is Found
She is then named Cordelia by some hella patriotic people -
477
Bellothion is Born
He had at least two abs I hope. -
478
Albeara "Albee" Dawn is Born
First born of her litter! -
494
Bellow Starts at Polaris University
It's time for a Bad Boy to Start Doing BAD -
495
Frederick De Bonesby Fucks Up
Messed up with that blood, huh!? Frederick loses his skin and his flesh and his fats as his attempt at becoming a lich goes wrong. He loses his vast powers and his estate. Proceeds to attend Polaris University with his personal chef, Stirfry, to regain his power. -
495
Egg is Laid
DISCLAIMER: The Kenku Stuff is going to be a complete guess and is by no means official. I am operating on Kenku biology that I have researched (I KNOW) by this which states that the Kenku reproductive cycle is a clutch of eggs that gestate for 60 days. It's kind of sad that Egg was the only one that made it. -
495
Albee Dawn Starts at Polaris University
Has she met Kreedis!? NOT YET. -
495
Stirfry meets Frederick De Bonesby
Sound of Knife being Sharpened attempts to rob Frederick de Bonesby at the height of his power. This impresses Frederick, who either allows him to stick around right then and there, or goes around the Bloody Bloody Gentleman later looking for him, willing to take pretty much any Kenku (if one is to believe Stripe). Sound of Knife Being Sharpened is granted the power of speech, becomes Stirfry and leaves his friends and family for a new life as a personal chef. -
497
The Events of Rude Tales of Magic (Main)
