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10,000 BCE
Birth kinda?
Hera Tricked Dionysus' mother into making Zeus show her his true form this made her explode into flames and died however Dionysus was saved by Zeus and sewn into his thigh until he was fully formed -
9999 BCE
The second Birth
he took his sweet time growing to full baby size but he then emerged from Zeus' thigh making him twice born -
9996 BCE
Hiden from hera
he was hidden with a mortal family but Hera found him had had the titans kill and eat him Zeus saved his heart and had him made whole again then he was given to Hermes to hide him again this time he was given to some nymphs and centaurs on a mountain -
9984 BCE
cursed to wander
Hera curses Dionysus to wander aimlessly during which he learns to grow grapes and make wine which gives him new purpose
TO GET EVERYONE DRUNK!!!! -
9980 BCE
the Maenads
Dionysus had groups of women who were always partying and were literally in a drove mad sometimes they would rip apart animals or little children sometimes even grown men and eat them -
9974 BCE
becoming a true god
Dionysus once saved Hera from a trap set by Hephaestus of which only Hephaestus could release so D got him drunk like he does and convinced him to release her she then made everyone accept him as an Olympian
