Liljackhorner

Little Jack Horner

By austincook

  • Little Jack Horner sat in a corner.

    He was put on timeout.
  • Period: to

    The Story of Jack Horner

  • Eating a Christmas pie.

    Still on timeout from the previous years, he was given a Christmas pie.

  • He put in his thumb.

    Still in the corner, with the pie that has aged over the years, he was bored and wanted to see if the pie was moldy.

  • And pulled out a plum.

    His thumb had gotten stuck, and took several years to free from the pie.

  • And said, "What a good boy am I!"

    Despite his remark, he is actually a very old man at this point in time.