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The Beginning of an Epic
Although there is much speculation as to where this titan of a man came from, most historians agree that he was born to a human family living in Phoenix, Arizona. -
A New World to Conquer
Even though he was still a babe, Jordan needed new lands and challenges to overcome. So his parents found jobs in the lowly town of Oskaloosa, packed the family into a moving van and the rest is history. -
Universal Studios
The date is not known exactly, even to this day, when Jordan took his first legendary journey to the theme park that changed his life. Many more conquests there would come in the years to follow. -
New Kid on Campus
Though he was meant for so much more, young Master Fash is subjected to the things of other lowly mortals. As a result of his mother's employment, he is enrolled in the Oskaloosa School of Christian Instruction. -
The Discovering of Excalibur
It is largely accepted that on this day, Overlord Fash read and purchased his first graphic novel, Civil War. It is a transaction that forever changed the course his life and was the beginning of a beautiful way of life. -
Man VS Establishment
As he had not yet matured to manhood and was but naught ready for his destiny, he had to bide his time attending Oskaloosa High School. This would prove to be his most challenging advesary yet. -
The End of a Journey
Jordan finally vanquishes the foe of OHS, ready for the dangerously uncertain future. -
The Time that Time Forgot
In order to try to escape from this troublesome world, Jordan began a period of soul searching and retreated to the wilderness of the Himalayas. This period continued for nearly two years. -
Man and Yeti
It is reported that around this time, Jordan was attacked by the Yeti. After beating it into submission, Jordan befriended the Yeti and they became the best of friends, soon spending Thanksgiving and Christmas together. -
The Parting of the Titans
With sorrow in his heart, Jordan came to the conclusion that he had found himself in the wild with this monster that became his friend. He bid his fine feathered friend farewell, promising to return and ready to face the uncertain future. -
Tony Stark?
Astounding to most all around him, Jordan is quickly noted as being a power to watch for after enrolling in and dominating Harvard....... and getting his former proffesors job..... first day there. -
New Lands to Conquer
Ironically on the anniversary of his birth, Jordan graduated from his college tour, getting degrees from Harvard, MIT and many others. Now armed with 24 years worth of experience and schooling, Jordan was finally ready to embrace his destiny -
Defying The Man
Jordan publishes his first written scientific work, Newton was Wrong and I Can Prove It. This completely redefines science, philosophy and medicene while defaming Newton and placing Sir Jordan Fash as smartest man alive....... ever. -
VP and President
Due to his super fly coolness and massive cranium, Mr. Fash is appointed as honorary Vice President, replacing the current VP. One week later, the President is kicked out and replaced by Sir Fash, who needs no VP. Hail to the chief, baby! -
The Marriage of the Century
Sir Fash, after a long an laborious seach for true love and turning down numerous offers from just about every woman alive, finally settles down with Natalie Portman, who stopped aging and looks just as she did cira 2010 -
The Ballistic Baby
Ironically born on the same day as his father, Sit Fash's son, Emmet Brown Fash, is knighted on birth and proves he is just as destined for glory as his father, driving the car home from the hospital that day, while reading Love and Peace. -
Back to the Future
Killing two birds with one stone, father and son unite to create the flying electric car. Because they became bored on a rainy afternoon, they also turned one into a time machine -
World War Z
Due to one of his insubordinates performing unauthorized experimants in his laboratory, Mr. Fash's assistant accidentally discovers the Solanum strain, which turns men into monsters. A long struggle lies ahead. -
Judgement Day
After single handedly destroying every zombie, Jordan finally sits down to relax. Just as he does, a gateway to an alternate universe opens, unleashing an army of T-800's. This is one of mankind's darkest hours, and will rage for a few months until Fash dominates. -
Rise of the Apes
As if zombies and robots weren't enough, the apes rise on this day, igniting a battle for supremacy between man and monkey, The world once again turns to Jordan for saving. -
Man and Monkey
A few days after the revolution, Fash devises a mathematical equation that cripples the highly intelligent ape movement. A coalition of peace is made, thus the creation of The Planet of the Humans and the Apes Together. -
The Passing of a Titan
This is the last recorded sighting of Jordan Fash. He has never been seen since. It is speculated that he left to explore new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before! Though we may speculate, the world may never know where he went or if he will return.
