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birth
In this day in history, I was actually born. Yea, 9:42 p.m. Both of my parents saw me and went, "Meh, nice baby." I think that maybe I was a pretty nice baby. -
another baby (ONE ISN'T ENOUGH)
A little over a year later, my sister was born. Her name is Karla; although this is supposed to be about my life, my sister has definitely been a very big part of it. So it's important to me. -
religion on babies
I don't remember when exactly, but my sister and I were both baptized somewhere in early 2001. I think it might have been February, not sure. I really wish that I had the pictures for that, we were so cute. I'm kind of glad I don't though, or else my urge would get the best of me and then I'd actually end up with baby pictures of me on the Internet. Gross -
daycare
Maybe this happened in 2003? I'm not so sure. Anyway, during this time I remember my sister and I going to day cares, where I spent most of my time biting other small children. (Or so I am told.) One thing I do remember clearly about this point in my life was that I realized how disgusting little kids are. I couldn't stand eating around them, or being touched by them, or smelling like them. I HAD PICTURES FOR THIS POINT IN MY LIFE TOO UGHHH -
new country wassup
I actually only remember the exact date to this because my mom told me once. It was the day my family and I arrived to the USAAAAAAA.
We packed our bags and set out on a journey that I had no idea would actually change my life's course entirely. I was six. I was so overwhelmed by the sweet, beautiful smell of capitalism that I decided the best possible way to welcome America was to THROW UP. -
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two left foots
During this time in my life I had broken two of my bones.
First, my foot, which happened when my sister and I were performing X-TREME SPORTS.
Meaning we were taking turns jumping from one side of my bed to the other and I landed VERY wrong.
(I SCREAMED.) Next, it was my wrist's turn to take a fall. Only cool thing about this story was that my cast was PURPLE. I loVVVEDD purple in the third grade.
I secretly hoped that I'd break more bones so I could go through a rainbow of casts. -
more babes
My brother Alejandro was born on this day. (HAHA)
He was a pretty cool baby.
He's still pretty cool. -
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a metaphorical black hole
DARK.
It was the worst of time, of the worst of times.
One phrase to describe this period of my life:
IN SPACE YOU ARE NOT FLOATING YOU ARE IN A NEVER ENDING FREEFALL -
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feels????
I don't actually know when all of this happened to me, but I'm pretty sure it was some time around the end of freshman year. I don't know how else I would describe this period of my life. I'm moving forward, and I have found some really good friends. My family supports me.
I love my friends, I love my family, I love myself. I actually never thought that I'd get so personal on this assignment, but something about writing about myself really gets me going. (I am a narcissist.) -
BYE HIGHSCHOOL
I know this hasn't actually happened yet. It'll be important. I think.
