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On this blessed day, yours truely was born in the city already named after me, Vinci, Italy. Dis ma crib.
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When I was chillin in ma cradle, along came a kite. I kid you not it was hovering right over me and I was like WAAAAAA THAAAA!!!! and it caresed my face with its tail feathers and I was like MOMMA SAVE ME!!!!!!
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Das Arno Valley right there. Smashing start for a such a smashing artist!
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I helped my fatty acids teacher Verrochio, which just so happens to rhyme with pistachio, but everybody thinks I did my share much better than pistachio.
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Eons before The Notebook ever came to the big screen, I had notebooks. Now these weren't ordinary notebooks. These were, and remain today, world renowned. Trust me, some of my inventions can withstand quite a beating from things such as tanks, which I also created. And I invented the Tank Missile to blow up said tanks because I'm Batman, er, Iron Man.
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This was my main claim to fame before the 'Lisa.
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This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of increasing the revenue of any museam structure to aproxomately 216 million euros. I call it "The Mona Lisa".
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Don't be too jealous, but I worked for the King of all France. No biggie. I mean really, no biggie. I painted the Mona Lisa. This is a small matter compared to that.
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This is when I faked my death. One can put up with the King of France for only so long. I am the master of faked deaths. My apprentices include Michael Jackson, Amelia Earhart, and Nick Fury.
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One of my newer inventions is a laparoscopic surgery system, not that you'd probobly understand.
da Vinci Surgical System -
Yup. It's in Conneticut.
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Today my own show premired. Don't be jealous.
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This is my new line of 3D printers. The price tag scared away Mr. Herrera, so Affton's missing out on my sublime workmanship. here
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davincibridalAs I am a true renaissance man, I dabble in many forms of art. This is one such example.
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Now the date may be debatable, but I do have my own food service!
da Vinci Gormet
