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Jan 1, 1000
King Pelius and Thetis, the sea goddess get hitched
Zeus doesn't invite Eris, the goddess of strife(AKA queen of conflict) to the wedding but ends up crashing it anyways! She throws a golden apple(basically a conflict enducer) and leaves. Goddesses Aphrodite, Athena and Hera wanit it but Zeus throws it into the town of Troy. -
Jan 2, 1000
Judgement of Paris
Zeus throws the golden apple into the town of Troy where Paris discovers it sitting there and decides to pick it up. Instantly, Aphrodite, Athena, and Hera appear. They want Paris to choose one of them to be the beholder of the apple. He chooses Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty. -
Jan 3, 1000
Paris pays the king a visit
He visits the king and is caught off guard by the King's wife, Helen. -
Jan 4, 1000
Paris is Mr. Steal yo gurl
King Menelaus, the king of Sparta, visits Crete, a greek Island and comes back home to no wife. Paris steals Helen. Literally, steals his girl. -
Jan 5, 1000
King Menelaus steals his girl back
King Menelaus, king of Sparta, brings in his soldiers aka "squad" and fights for his girl. They bring her back. -
Jan 6, 1000
Trojan War begins
LEGGO -
Jan 11, 1000
Tricked ya, HA!
Zeus who favored the trojans, sends a deceiving lie to Agamemnon believing that if he attacks, he'll win. (HAHAHA, lies.) -
Jan 16, 1000
The Trojan Horse
Sly, ittle Odysseus creates a wooden horse that can be filled with Greeks. They bring in the horse into the city of Troy -
Jan 18, 1000
Come out, come out little greeks
At night, the greeks come out of the Trojan Horse and invade the city of Troy. -
Jan 19, 1000
Greek Army destroys the city of Troy
After the greek army comes out of the horse, they destroy the city of Troy, ending the war