Aspirations

My Life

By AKaiBerry7581
  • I Got Born

    I Got Born

    On February 2nd, 2006, an ugly little child named Kaiya Xitali Banas was born. Her parents knew she was gonna change the world... for the worse.

  • I learned I was allergic to a life saving medicine

    Anything ending in -cillin (ex. penicillin, amoxicillin, etc) will mess me up
  • I Thought I Was God

    I Thought I Was God

    "I'll race you to the car!"
    "No! I will."
  • I learned to play the Violin

    I learned to play the Violin

    I quit lessons soon after due to our financial status.

  • I was a weeaboo

    I like to supress that memory
  • My dad taught me to play Guitar

    My dad taught me to play Guitar

    I had to live up to expectations!
  • I Drew A Ton Of Stupid Stuff

    I Drew A Ton Of Stupid Stuff

    Mum and Dead wanted me to "Join the family business". Yeah whatever
  • My Dad Dipped

    My Dad Dipped

    He died so yah yeet
  • I learned to play Piano and Bass

    I learned to play Piano and Bass

    Bass was easy because I already knew guitar. But piano was evil.
  • I Sang at My Dad's Memorial

    I Sang at My Dad's Memorial

    I was all alone. My brother kept dropping his paper with the song's chords on it.
  • I went to a Weezer concert.

    I went to a Weezer concert.

    I cried.

  • I Graduate Middle School

    Time to leave all those people behind! YEET ON 'EM!
  • My Brother becomes the next Wes Montegomery

    My Brother becomes the next Wes Montegomery

    I don't know where I'd be without him.

  • I Become The Next Cyndi Lauper

    I become the best death metal, pop rock, indie bassist/guitar player/drummer ever. So I drop out of high school
  • Me and Chad buy my Mum a New House and More Cats.

    Me and Chad buy my Mum a New House and More Cats.

    She'll be livin' the life.

  • I Have My Quinceñera

    I'm a big boy now!
  • Sam Lives in My Garage. (Rylan Visits Sometimes.)

    Sam Lives in My Garage. (Rylan Visits Sometimes.)

    Perfect.
  • I Meet Brian Bell and We Fall in Love

    I Meet Brian Bell and We Fall in Love

    Just kidding. I a l r e a d y l o v e h i m .

  • Gavin Plays Piano at my Wedding

    I've taught him well
  • Pierson Tends the Rice at my Wedding.

    Pierson Tends the Rice at my Wedding.

    He's the best.
  • I Have a Kid

    I Have a Kid

    Pregnancy is gross. His name is Scott Satan Bell.

  • I Visit Aldo in Russia

    He's doing great. He married a clone of Joesph Stalin
  • I have Twins

    I have Twins

    As much as I wanted to name them Congo and Bongo, Brian insisted we call them something else. So their names are David and Daniel.

  • Me and Brian Buy Wyoming.

    It was about 4 dollars.

  • My Kids abandon me

    It's fine though.
  • I Watch Ricky Pursue his Career in Gaming.

    I Watch Ricky Pursue his Career in Gaming.

    He doesn't look so good out there.
  • Brian Dies

    Brian Dies

    Welp. It's been fun.
  • I Die

    I Die

    Best life I've ever had
  • I Meet Eggbert in Hell

    I Meet Eggbert in Hell

    He's friends with my dad, Satan.