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I Got Born
On February 2nd, 2006, an ugly little child named Kaiya Xitali Banas was born. Her parents knew she was gonna change the world... for the worse. -
I learned I was allergic to a life saving medicine
Anything ending in -cillin (ex. penicillin, amoxicillin, etc) will mess me up -
I Thought I Was God
"I'll race you to the car!"
"No! I will." -
I learned to play the Violin
I quit lessons soon after due to our financial status. -
I was a weeaboo
I like to supress that memory -
My dad taught me to play Guitar
I had to live up to expectations! -
I Drew A Ton Of Stupid Stuff
Mum and Dead wanted me to "Join the family business". Yeah whatever -
My Dad Dipped
He died so yah yeet -
I learned to play Piano and Bass
Bass was easy because I already knew guitar. But piano was evil. -
I Sang at My Dad's Memorial
I was all alone. My brother kept dropping his paper with the song's chords on it. -
I went to a Weezer concert.
I cried. -
I Graduate Middle School
Time to leave all those people behind! YEET ON 'EM! -
My Brother becomes the next Wes Montegomery
I don't know where I'd be without him. -
I Become The Next Cyndi Lauper
I become the best death metal, pop rock, indie bassist/guitar player/drummer ever. So I drop out of high school -
Me and Chad buy my Mum a New House and More Cats.
She'll be livin' the life. -
I Have My Quinceñera
I'm a big boy now! -
Sam Lives in My Garage. (Rylan Visits Sometimes.)
Perfect. -
I Meet Brian Bell and We Fall in Love
Just kidding. I a l r e a d y l o v e h i m . -
Gavin Plays Piano at my Wedding
I've taught him well -
Pierson Tends the Rice at my Wedding.
He's the best. -
I Have a Kid
Pregnancy is gross. His name is Scott Satan Bell. -
I Visit Aldo in Russia
He's doing great. He married a clone of Joesph Stalin -
I have Twins
As much as I wanted to name them Congo and Bongo, Brian insisted we call them something else. So their names are David and Daniel. -
Me and Brian Buy Wyoming.
It was about 4 dollars. -
My Kids abandon me
It's fine though. -
I Watch Ricky Pursue his Career in Gaming.
He doesn't look so good out there. -
Brian Dies
Welp. It's been fun. -
I Die
Best life I've ever had -
I Meet Eggbert in Hell
He's friends with my dad, Satan.
