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Life of the greatest director ever

  • Birth

    Birth
    i was born with a poor family with little to no friends, he grew up in poverty.
  • Brutal upcoming

    At the age 2, I cured cancer and found the meaning of life, but still live in extreme poverty and I severely malnourished
  • The Start od something great

    After studying the arts for multiple years, I got bored and decided to study theatre
  • A fellow mentor

    A fellow mentor
    After attending Phoenix College preparatory academy,I met my mentor, Joseph Benesh (I think this is the right picture)
  • The start of a rivalry

    Mr B soon became jealous of my big muscles, and my lavish hair and sought out to destroy me in directing movies
  • My first ever movie

    I soon directed my first ever play, which was called “Beauty and Hate”. I recieved high praise but hardly anyone came to watch
  • Embarrassed

    But Mr. B one upped me. He directed Hamilton and called me out during the show saying “remember to be kind to others you Bum”
  • Training time

    Soon after that embarrassment, I started perfecting my craft of directing and studied at Yale for multiple years
  • Love at first sight

    Love at first sight
    After getting Starbucks, I came I accidentally bummed into Ryan Gosling and fell in love with me. He left his wife and kids immediately and married me
  • Journeyman

    I directed my second play, Angels of America, which was low budget and wasn’t loved by critics
  • Journeyman part 2

    I kept on building my catalog and directed my second film, Hamlet.
  • Big production

    Big production
    After my play, I was approached by a member of the John Gore Organization, they were impressed by my directing skills and want me to be in broadway
  • Broadway

    Broadway
    My first ever play in broadway was an instant success. Fences was critically acclaimed, and over 1000 of tickets were bought.
  • First Child

    I had my first child with Ryan Gosling and was named “Ryan Gosling Jr”
  • Broadway part 2

    After my major hit, broadway called me up again and wanted me to direct their second movie Aint No More
  • Another Major hit!

    My play was a huge success, so much so, that it was nominated for a Tony
  • The Final Stand

    Along with my play being nominated, Mr B was also nominated for his play "Between Riverside", both me and Mr. B will be at the show
  • Success

    Success
    I win my first ever Tony!
  • The end of the rivalry

    The end of the rivalry
    After finally winning my first ever Tony over Mr. B, he later had a heart attack and died at the show. His last words was “be kind to others and yourself you bum”
  • Retirement

    After the faithful death of my mentor, I retired, shaves my head and going on to teach at Phoenix college preparatory academy
  • Milking my success

    I wrote a book about my life and became best seller
  • End of a legend

    As I was getting ready for school, Mr B’s son poisoned my drink, and I died peacefully in my house.