Chuck Norris Facts

1964

Mar 10, 1964

Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.

Chuck Norris Facts

Period: Mar 10, 1964 to Mar 10, 1980

1965

Mar 10, 1965

We find out that Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

1970

Mar 10, 1970

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death

1973

Mar 10, 1973

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

1976

Mar 10, 1976

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

1980

Mar 10, 1980

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.