Chloe´s Life

  • MY GLORIOUS BIRTH

    MY GLORIOUS BIRTH
    I was born six weeks early with a heart defect-fun fun. I had to be in NICU for a while. My heart has this funny quirk where it just ya know stops. I need shots of caffeine twice a day for the first year of my life.
  • I FIND MY ONE TRUE PASSION

    I FIND MY ONE TRUE PASSION
    I discovered my lifelong passion of soccer. Then I quit after one season.
  • MY ONE TRUE BACKUP PASSION

    I discovered basketball. I sucked then I didn't. Roy and Tayler were on my team and they were little brats.
  • I DO SOME SOUL SEARCHING AND RETURN TO SOCCER

    Turns out I love soccer. I joined a team who hated my guts but thats okay because we beat Elena´s Butt in a soccer game.
  • ELENA IS A BRAT

    ELENA IS A BRAT
    Elena and I unfortunately end up on the same soccer team. Where we remain ever since.
  • BUNDLES OF JOY

    BUNDLES OF JOY
    I got my two chocolate labs Luna and Addie. They´re really fat but it's okay because I love them anyway
  • GUESS WHAT

    GUESS WHAT
    Gay marriage is legalized which will definitely affect me in the future
  • I LEAVE MY HOMESTEAD FOR NEW BEGINNINGS

    I moved to a bigger house. My new house is like a block away from the strand, within walking distance of like everything. I still hate it though
  • MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS

    I started middle school. It didn't end well for me
  • GUESS WHAT I´M GOOD AT SOCCER NOW

    As it turns out I don´t suck at soccer. My team IMPACT went to the 2017 Texas State Championships. We got 4th place
  • EXOTIC TRAVELS

    I went to Costa Rica for a field trip. There were snakes everywhere. It was pretty fun
  • TIME TO SAY GOODBYE

    TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
    The last day of middle school
  • HELL BEGINS

    The first day of Highschool. I want to die
  • HELL ENDS

    I graduate Highschool.
  • I BREAK INTO COLLEGE

    Since I obviously won´t get into college, I will forge illegal documents and lie my way into Stanford
  • Period: to

    THE WORLD ENDS

    The world ends and all life and time ceases to exist
  • COOKING IS FUN

    Especially when its meth