The Life of the Emo Skittle

By SANSTHESKELEBRO23231

  • Jade Was Born

    I wonder what being an only child was like for her... I can tell she misses it XD

  • I Was Born

    I was a 10 pound baby boy. That's the same weight as a Medium-sized bowling ball, keep in mind. Now I can just picture my mother hitting a strike with my baby self. Why is my brain like this XD

  • I Learned To Walk

    Actually, oddly enough, I learned to run before I could walk properly. Also, it was kind of terrifying to my parents that this nearly 6 month old baby was running around the house at the speed of light. I was frickin' zooming.

  • My First Words

    Funnily enough, my first words were "Kitty Cat!"... As I traumatized a poor tortoiseshell tomcat; yelling at it as I chased it across the entire house numerous times.

  • My Parents Divorced

    Hard to be certain, but I believe it was around this time.

  • Emma Was Born

    She does wonders for my tinnitus. But little sibling jokes aside, I love her to death.

  • Started Playing Chess

    I have a natural talent for chess. It's funny, actually; I'm the only one in my family that plays chess, and I'm really good at it!

  • Obama Was Elected President

    I didn't think too much about it. I was young, after all.

  • I Started School

    A blessing... or a curse?

  • I Lost My First Tooth

    The same night I lost my first tooth was the same night I found a tooth in a zip-lock bag hidden in my parents room. I took the tooth and kept it, and I would randomly tell my parents I lost another tooth, and so they would put a quarter under my pillow. And then I would get the tooth from same hiding place... I got around a dollar before my parents found out I was scamming them. I said it was my revenge for them lying about the toothfairy. I was such a weird kid. And keep in mind, I was 6.

  • Obama Was Elected President

    I didn't really care, besides from the memes.

  • Trump Won The Presidential Election

    This did bother me, however. I knew just by the way he spoke and acted, that he wasn't suited to run this country.

  • My Father Gained Custody Of Me

    That wasn't a fun Christmas...

  • Trump Was Elected President

    "We need to build a wall." - Donald J. Trump. His goals were ridiculous and laughable, but they were way better than Biden's now.

  • I Had An IQ Test

    This marked a significant period for me personally, as it gave me a large amount of confidence towards building a stronger future for myself. My results totaled me at an IQ score of 138. It's hard to not let it get to my head. But, come on, that's pretty wild.

  • Corona Virus Attack

    Thanks, China. Very cool! I absolutely hated doing virtual work, but I otherwise actually enjoyed being stuck with my family. Everything else sucked, though.

  • I Learned That I Have Autism

    My cousin Gabriel was diagnosed with savant syndrome. He was naturally talented at playing piano and reading. After my Aunt talked about savant syndrome, we realized that it was highly likely that I had the same form of autism, as we both are talented and intellectually gifted in the same ways. And we both have the same mental wiring as well.

  • Biden Won The Presidential Election

    Fun Fact: 4,283 estimated people left America after finding that Biden had won. I probably would have, too.