The Complete History of Everything

  • In The Beginning
    9999 BCE

    In The Beginning

    In the beginning god said "let there be hydrogen... and some helium... and, uh... trace amounts of lithium". And it was so; and he saw that it was good.
  • Humans
    4000 BCE

    Humans

    God said "let there be man" and it was so; and he saw that it was good. But this was widely considered a bad move, and it made a lot of people very angry.
  • Sliced Bread

    Sliced Bread

    God said "let there be sliced bread" and it was so; and he saw that it was good. There was much rejoicing, and the people brought in all the finest meats and cheeses from all the land.

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