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Jan 1, 1440
Printing Press Invented
printing press allowed people to mass produce BOOKS like THE BIBLE and READ them MORE EASILY
then the public could READ EM
invented by johannes GUTENBERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG -
Period: Jan 1, 1500 to
Age of the Monarchs
This is when Absolute Monarchs ruled with the most power
they were all over da place -
Oct 31, 1500
Peak of the Renaissance
the reniassance is when people were like
"sheeeeeyute i wanna get learndded. i dont know nothin about dem art and music and shtuff" -
Oct 31, 1517
Posting of the 95 Theses
martin luther had some disagreements with the church and nailed them to the church door
the church got mad
reformation
30 years war -
Jan 1, 1519
Mona Lisa Completed
The Mona Lisa is one of the most famous works of art ever
created by leonardo da vinci in 1519
stolen
everyone knows about it -
Period: Nov 8, 1521 to Nov 8, 1522
Luther's Translatin of the Bible
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Nov 18, 1543
Heliocentric theory
this is the theory that planets and asteroids and stuff rotate around the sun, rather than the stuff rotating around the earth like the church said
this made the church ANGRY -
Period: Dec 13, 1545 to Dec 4, 1563
Council of Trent
the church WAS right AFTER ALL
all you people who are poor and illeterate are WRONG
IN YO FACE -
First Telescopes
telescopes allowed scientists to look into space and see planets and stars and stuff
galileo improved the telescope design and made it so they didnt have to be 50 feet long -
Period: to
30 Years War
Contrary to popular belief, the 30 years war lasted 400 years, until 2018
very violent
creative name -
Period: to
The Reign of Louis XIV, XV ,XVI
These are the Louis's
they were three french kings who were absolute monarchs -
Law of Gravity
gravity is what causes things to be pulled towards earth so you cant jump and float out of the atmosphere.
also caused the atmosphere
discovered when apple fell on newton's head -
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French Revolution
The french revolution is when people were like
"i done had enuffadis NONSENSEE. I'm just as good as dem kings and shtuff!!" -
Cotton gin
this is another invention that improved farming greatly. it helped in the seperation of cotton from cotton seeds saving lots of time spent by farmers -
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Age of reason
people started THINKING
it was different
they used to say "if the pope says it, its true" -
Foist electric batttttterrryryryryryyryryryryryrryrrryrryrryryryryryryyryryryryyrtrytyrty
alternating zinc and copper with saltwater soaked cardboard in between called a voltaic pile -
INVENTION OF THE FIRST STEAM ENGINE
this is one of the first inventions of the industrial revolution
without it: no cars, no trains, no happiness, no airplanes, etc -
John Deere Invents Steel Plow
the steel plow lead to great improvements in farming and farming methods.
today john deere is the biggest brand of tractors and lawnmowers -
Bombing of Pearl Harbor
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D Day
Biggest sea-land invasion in history or whatever.
major part of world war 2 and call of duty world at war
if it failed, war would have been lost -
Enola Gay Drops the Bomb
First use of an atomic bomb on an enemy country.
one of two ever
first mission was at hiroshima -
Nelson Mandela Becomes President
Nelson Mandela was the first African President of south africa. He was like the martin luther king jr. of africa, fighting for the rights of the people in need. -
Mcclunginism is invented
YOU CAN ALMOST SEE HALF OF HIS FAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
