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Period: 35,000 BCE to 4000 BCE
Paleolithic
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28,000 BCE
Venus of Willendof
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25,300 BCE
Apollo 11 Stones
If they had been found today then they wouldn't have a name because our space program is non-existent -
25,000 BCE
Humans in the Americas
In twenty-five thousand BCE, Siberians crossed the sea; until 1492, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue and killed them all with guns and flees. -
Period: 6000 BCE to 3500 BCE
Near East Neolithic
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4000 BCE
Anthropomorphic Stele
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Period: 4000 BCE to 1500 BCE
European Neolithic
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3500 BCE
Beaker with Ibex Motifs
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3500 BCE
White Ziggurat and its Temple
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2920 BCE
Palette of King Narmer
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Period: 2649 BCE to 2150 BCE
Old Egypt
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2500 BCE
First Iron Object (probably)
What carnival ride is made of iron?
The ferrous wheel -
2500 BCE
Seated Scribe
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2400 BCE
Standard of Ur
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1750 BCE
Hammurabi's Code
Elam tried to start a war with Babylonia by making poop jokes about Hammurabi -
1600 BCE
Stonehenge
If you are allowed in the circle if you are a Pagan on the summer solstice, does that mean that the Nagaps are allowed in the circle on the winter solstice? -
Period: 1550 BCE to 712 BCE
New Egypt
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1500 BCE
Ambum
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1458 BCE
Hatshepsut
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1353 BCE
Akhenaton
When I grow up I want to have alien babies -
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1200 BCE
The Fall of Troy?
When I googled this, "the fall of Jake Paul" was the suggested search. -
900 BCE
Talitilco
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776 BCE
First Olympic Games
To Do: sacrifice hundreds of oxen for Zeus -
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705 BCE
Lamassu
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530 BCE
Korous/Kore
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520 BCE
Agora
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Period: 510 BCE to 323 BCE
Classic Greece
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Period: 509 BCE to 27
Roman Republic
The Roman Republic absorbed more dying empires than a Sham-wow -
476 BCE
Western Rome Falls
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars -
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449 BCE
Persian Wars
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447 BCE
Acropolis
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440 BCE
Doryphoros (Spear Bearer)
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323 BCE
Alexander the Great Dies
Palms are heavy, knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on his tunic already; probably typhoid fever. -
100 BCE
Alexander Mosaic
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100 BCE
Seated Boxer
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44 BCE
The assassination of Julius Caesar
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Period: 27 BCE to 1453
Imperial Rome
[Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot hahhahaha The imperial system sucks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg) -
1 CE
Portrait of Augustus from Prima Porta
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80
Colosseum/ Flavian Amphitheater
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125
Pantheon
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Period: 323 to 31
Hellenistic Greece
Highly detailed is Hellenistic -
Great Pyramids