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Birth
I was concieved, the world stopped to sing me happy birthday. A new shark species was name din my honor, i dont even like sharks. -
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The time line of a legend
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First Halloween
My first halloween. I was a cheetah. I killed the ladies. -
Witnessed the WTC Attack
I remeber watchibng the WTC attack on the news as a kid. It was an odd feeling because I didnt know what to think. Now im a certified Taliban hunter. Get some -
Painful expierence
I cut my fingers off by wrapping them around a brake cable and it tightning during a bike wreck. It hurt. I cried. Last time ever. -
Started High school
Started the funniest part of life ever. Only because i truly see how many idiots there are in the world. Including myself. -
Met the devil
Dated Connie Howlett as a Freshman. like a boss right? NO SHE IS THE FREAKING DEVIL. fun times -
First Gun
Got my first gun for xmas. Today I now have 10. I love them so dearly. -
First Car
Recieved my first truck. Slowest thing on earth...was. I do not participate in racing...all the time. Minitruck for the win. -
First trip on an airplane
First time on airplane, i was scared and changed my pants. I met shaq and did not even realize it. fun times. -
March 13th, the last day of freedom
I got my first job as a doorman for the gates of hell, just kidding, I work at Dairy Queen.
