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born
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Learned to ride a bike
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Entered preschool
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Passed preschool
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Entered kindergarten
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Learned to play baseball and soccer
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learned to play basketball
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went to disney world
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impaled my foot with a long piece of glass
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went to the dells
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played flag football
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fell in love with da coco
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got some bacon soda
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played real football
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graduate
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get a real job
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get a real
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move into a spooky mansion
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move to Jamaica
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make jamaica a world power
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become president of jamaica
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retire as president
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have a monument built in my honor
