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My Life

By selmoney

  • I Was Born

    I Was Born
    I was born on august 8th 1998 at 8:30 pm i think. i was 13 pounds and i think i was taller than the average baby. i was born in europe. This is The Oral Stage.
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    My Life

  • I Learned How To Ride A Bike

    I Learned How To Ride A Bike
    After weeks of my dad pushing me to ride by bike without training wheels I finally pulled it off.... for about 15 seconds before I crashed into my lawn. I couldnt officially ride really good until about 1 month later. This is the Anal Expulsive Stage.

  • I joined the Bradford Football Program

    I joined the Bradford Football Program

  • I Got my drivers license

    I Got my drivers license

  • I get accepted into the Oregon Ducks Football Program

    I get accepted into the Oregon Ducks Football Program
    After years of hard work I get noticed by a D1 college for defensive tackle. This is the Genital Stage.

  • I get my first sack during a football game

    I get my first sack during a football game

  • I get drafted in the NFL to play for the Green Bay Packers

    I get drafted in the NFL to play for the Green Bay Packers
    Finally, after all these years I get to play in the big leagues. My life long dream has come true and I never want this to end. This is the Genital Stage.

  • I retire from the NFL

    I retire from the NFL