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Conception
This is around the time that I was made. This is when my birth givers put in a child order with the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster. He then granted me life nine months later. -
Became a disappointment
This happened shortly before I was born actually. -
Birth
On this day I was born into this miserable plane of existence. -
Competition
On this day, another disappointment joined this plane of existence. However, he was accepted by his birth givers. -
Something Good
On this day, something actually good happened to me. -
Sweet 16
On this day, my father showed true affection for me. He escorted my acquaintances to Rapid City, SD. -
Present Day
This is today, or maybe yesterday. It depends on when you look at this assignment. Hello people of the future. -
Europe Trip
This is the day that I plan on leaving and never coming back. I'm going to take all my stuff with me so I can live over there. -
Death
On this day, I plan to die. Just kidding! I'm never going to die. -
New Year, New Me
I plan on rising from the grave and wrecking havoc on this plane of existence. -
World Domination
It has been one month since my untimely rise from the dead. I have become the Undead Overlord and control everything. Almost as much as the American Government.
