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Birth
When I was born I transformed a family of bummy individuals into a family of ballers. -
Dog
I had my first encounter with a dog at age 1 with the dog that was purchased by my mom. I don't remember what kind of dog it was, but I believe his name was Harold. -
Ice Age: The Meltdown
I first saw the film Ice Age: The Meltdown on the day of its domestic release in theaters. I had not, at the time, seen the original Ice Age film--I would watch that one at a later date. -
Swimming
I learned how to swim in the spring of 06' at the public pool near my pad in Cali. I was taught in part by my uncle Robert, an avid swimmer who had no patience for shenanigans. -
T-ball
I first entered into the t-ball scene at the age of 4, instantly causing major drama in the local t-ball community. My t-ball stint would be short lived, however, as I eventually did not want to play t-ball anymore. -
Broken Arm
Now, I don't mean to alarm those in the audience, especially the more weak-stomached among them. But I did break my arm after falling off the monkey bars when I was 7. -
Birdhouse
I constructed a birdhouse as part of some project or another; I can't really remember the reason I built that birdhouse. I never actually saw a bird go in there. -
Tortoise
It was the fall of 2016, and good friend of my mother's came to her with a proposition: "do you want my tortoise I don't want it." Thrilled at the prospect of a free reptile, she of course accepted--the rest is history. -
Driver's License
I got my driver's license at the age of 16 after I passed the driving test with flying colors. The driving test location was in central Arizona--where specifically, I will not say. -
Homecoming Election
In October of 2021, I failed to win the election for homecoming king despite my numerous and undeniable qualifications (this made me very sad).