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Birth
I was quick to come into the world. It was also the last time I was in a rush for anything.
Also, totally legit baby picture. -
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Stage 1 - Infancy
Trust VS Mistrust -
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Stage 2 - Toddlerhood
Autonomy VS Shame and Doubt -
Brothers Born
This was when my little twin brothers, Luke and Seth, were born. Apparently I sneezed on them when they came home and got them sick, so they spent more time in the hospital.
Even when I was little, I was still a dick. -
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Stage 4 - Preschooler
Initiative VS Guilt -
Kindergarten
I think I joined kindergarten at age 6 or something.
I was armed and dangerous. Ready to take on the world! Taught by my sensei Spongebob about how to tie my shoes! -
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Stage 4 - Elementary School
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Stage 5 - Adolescence
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Out of Middle School!
Now for the big leagues. -
First Car
2legit2quit -
Graduation
This was when I graduated. At last, I could get on with my life!
Jailbreak! -
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Stage 6 - Young Adulthood
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Out of College
I got a degree doing what I do best
Getting that paper -
Married
I'm planning to get married sometime around here, if possible. If not, oh well. -
Buy my own house
Because I needed somewhere to live with my wife -
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Stage 7 - Middle Adulthood
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Stage 8 - Late Adulthood
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Retire
Call it quits and go into a nursing home -
Death
That's it, kaput, done
