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Born
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Facial injury
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Get Mononucleosis
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Move...
...out of Gresham and into the extreme outskirts of Harrisburg -
Smuggle toy bus out of preschool
I still have it. -
I get an Atari...
...and break it. -
Rack up $400 of lunch money.
That was a great idea. -
Get that awesome Hot Wheels track
And lose all of the parts to it, -
I go to Eugene Emaralds baseball game
I drank a 1 liter cup of Mountain Dew. I was in 3rd grade. -
I write Adventures of Cheeseburger Man
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I sell my first thing at Mrs. Zehners bean auction
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I try to steal a book out of the book fair
And get caught. Epic fail. -
I get really good at drawing cars
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Move out of little farm house
And into much larger in-town house -
I enter 8th grade
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I graduate from Highschool
