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I was born
i was born at St. Francis hospital in Tulsa, OK -
sister born
this is when my life started going downhill -
started kindergarden
went through elementary school at boevers -
parents divorced
i lived with my dad for another 4 years -
rode a dinosour
i rode a dinosour -
kangaroo beat me up
i dont want to talk about it -
invented the atom bomb
i invented the atom bomb -
wrestled a bull
i had 'em by the horns before he got my shoulder -
went to the moon
i went to the moon -
dad remarried
this is when the trouble starts -
moved in with mom
custody was given to my mom -
union alt ed
got accepted into alternative school -
crazy night
woke up in mexico in a bannana suit handcuffed to a dead amish dude
