Tyron's Timeline: For Dummies

  • The Souuuund of Muuussiicccc...

    The Souuuund of Muuussiicccc...
    During this age, His mother sang songs to him before he sleeps. (Lullabies duh)
  • Books of Boredom

    Books of Boredom
    During the year 2005, Tyron was forced to read books for school, and thus exposing him to the media of books. (Children's story books duh)
  • The Good, the Bad, and the T.V.

    The Good, the Bad, and the T.V.
    In a world where Tyron discovered the best media to seek entertainment during that time ...THE TELEVISION. (Colored duhh).
  • Lord of the Rrriiinnnggg

     Lord of the Rrriiinnnggg
    Ahh phones, I lost 4 of these when I was just 5 years old. One in HongKong another in Taiwan and 2 more in the beautiful land of the Philippines. (Low-tech phones duhhhh)
  • Nyaahhhh MOVIEeenyyaaa... (lion king opening song)

    Nyaahhhh MOVIEeenyyaaa... (lion king opening song)
    Here, the Tyron has developed the interest in watching his relatives from large coloured screens. (No duhs, AMAZING, duhhh)
  • Extra Extra!

    Extra Extra!
    At his neighbor's house, the wild Tyron is observing.... a newspaper (documentary voice) (the daily comics duhhh)
  • Surfs Up!

    Surfs Up!
    The Tyron has crossed the bridge between dull and pure awesome! Le INTERNET! Surfs up bruhz (no duhs, just pure awesomeness)
  • FB. Just FB

    FB. Just FB
    1. The Tyron wanted to join the pack of young cubs who had facebook profiles, and so he did. (At this point im losing corny lines..)
  • Brotify

    Brotify
    In the year 2013, the species of Tyron have learned to take an interest in the app called Spotify for their audiophilic desires. With their ipads. (Insert something funny, then, duhhhhhhh)
  • Generation i

    Generation i
    Here, the Tyron was gifted with an expensive piece of advanced technology. (It was LEGEN-wait for it-DARY - Barney Stinson)
  • Sky+Hype= SKYPE

    Sky+Hype= SKYPE
    Now was the year when the Tyron learned about connecting to other peoples faces by using his iPad. (Skype duhhh)
  • Gram-Insta (Get It?? ;))

    Gram-Insta (Get It?? ;))
    Pictures on screens were rampant at that time. So the Tyron did everything he can to put that "picture perfect" picture on his. (Ipad duhhhhh)
  • SNAPTSET (snapchat)

    SNAPTSET (snapchat)
    At this point in time, the Tyron became a little bit more mature and learned how to socialize by downloading the app Snapchat (snaptset, 'nuff said)