Timeline of the Pugsley family

William pugsley is born

Jul 25, 1999

Hello friends and family i am born

Grew an inch

Apr 18, 2016

i grew 1 inch today i am now a total of 10 inches and still growing i love my life and my parents one day i might even grow a penis that is my goal in life thankyou

I die

Apr 18, 2090

Goodbye world, "thanks for the memories even thought they werent so great she tastes like you only sweeter." - Fallout Boy. As the words of our past roll off the crest of the wave we look back and try to understand what once was and what will be for as we pass on the winds carry us into the new life and we watch from above as oour youths creep slowly away, quietly receeding into darkness again the light fades.