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The Future of America
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Carson Hughes is elected Pope of the United States
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Mitt Romney buys Disneyworld
Angry over his election loss, Mitt Romney closes off Disneyworld to make children suffer. -
Kim Jung Un joins One Direction
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Nicholas Cage steals the Declaration of Independance
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Nicki Minaj admits she ruined music
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Terrorists and Obesity team up against America
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Global Warming takes away our guns
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Captain America becomes a Socialist
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Sex Offender Technology is used to locate Terrorists
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A grizzly bear is elected an Alaskan Senator
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Mitt Romney's birth certificate shows he was born in Iran.
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Neil Patrick Harris is declared the Messiah
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Pope Francis and the Dalai Lama mudwrestle
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Bill Gates admits he is Batman
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Guantanamo Bay is relocated to Detroit
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President Ahmadinajad is revealed to be a 14 year old girl on facebook
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Obama nukes the Middle East
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War in the Middle East ends over coin toss. The terrorists win.
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Obama is revealed to be the Antichrist
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Obama sells America to the Chinese for a new basketball court.
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John Wilkes Booth assasinates Obama
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Hillary Clinton is elected President
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The Westboro Baptist Church is smited by God
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Tina Fey and Sarah Palin organize a "Parent Trap"
Tina Fey and Sarah Palin come up with a scheme to bring their parents back together by switching places. -
Mexico's population reaches 0 as immigrants head to the USA
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Charlie Sheen dies from large overdoses of Tiger's blood
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The Association to Stop the Mispronounciation of Diabetes is founded
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Plants speak out against vegetarians
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Cats gain the right to vote
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Cure for Cancer Destroyed
The FDA destroyed the cure for cancer after it was learned that its creator was using performance enhancing drugs while making it. -
Hillary Clinton has Bill nuetered after sex scandal
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Kanye West proves the Theory of Evolution by evolving into Charizard
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Justin Bieber is bitten by a radioactive spider
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Kristen Stewart's face finally moves
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Pacifists blow up a gun factory
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Ronald Reagan's frozen head is elected president
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White People stop being racist!
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Haha! Just Kidding!
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Slavery Makes a comeback
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Fox News finally makes it through a broadcast with no factual errors
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South Carolina secedes
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CIA discovers a top secret document outlining the Homosexual Agenda
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Evangelicals stop believing in the existence of atheists.
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OJ Simpson is proven guilty by Scooby Doo and the gang.
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J.K. Rowling takes over U.K. and launches WWIII
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The Woodland Critter Party is formed
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Scientific studies prove gingers don't have souls
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Canada tries to do something important
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Woodland Critter Party announces Grizzly Bear as cantidate for president
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Spiderbieber is chosen as Grizzly Bear's running mate
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Grizzly Bear is elected president
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People start giving a shit about Kony
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I lose my virginity
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The 2nd coming of L.Ron Hubbard
L.Ron Hubbard comes to save Scientoligists from the coming rapture. -
Mars Rover is declared an act of war by Martians
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Pluto attacks Earth, angry over planetary demotion
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Zombie Apocalypse
