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Knight Effort against USSR
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USSR Successfully Travels to the Moon
Secret technology allows the USSR to arrive on the moon only to find the anarcho-capitalist colony of aliens that reside on the moon's Dark Side. This leads to the losses of men, the ultimate discontinue of the initiative, and intense shame regarding the event. -
Creation of Robotic Osama bin Laden
The USSR and specifically Nikolai work to make this robotic clone of Osama bin Laden in order to have power. With plans to replace the real one with this replica. After it escapes though before they can attempt to replace him, the task force is discontinued. -
Fall of the Soviet Union
Nikolai Cherdenko immediately flees Russia and heads to Davelbridge, Alaska. -
Killing of Osama bin Laden
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Reality Rumors Begin
Reality rumors begin to manifest in Davelbridge, Alaska. This happens since Nikolai has resided there for 25 years. -
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Davelbridge Hunters Campaign
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Davelbridge Campaign Starts
Plaguey McPlague Face manifests in Davelbridge. Killing a man named Alexander Blake in the bathroom of The Northern Moonshine, a small bar. Nikolai meets Bubba and together they track down this rumor-manifested creature and kill it. -
Brass Horse incident
While within Leon Tonironi's Pasta Palace, the Davelbridge hunters combat a Brass Horse that rides into the establishment and causes havoc. It is during this that they meet Nacho Libre, as well as Veritas. This is the first mention of the Turnip Hotel. As well as the Mantalope incident. -
Nacho Libre vs Joepucabra
Nacho Libre and Joepucabra go at it for so long. He is so close to losing. Then entering the ring is his new best friend Marek Dean, AKA Nacho Man Sandy Ravage. He gets into the ring and helps Nacho to take down Joepucabra. Both Nacho and Nacho Man roll perfect 12s on their double signature move. THE DOUBLE NACHO DROP. And take home the champion belt. -
Carmen at Turnip Tower
Otherworldly woman, Carmen manifests in Davelbridge and steals a shit ton of gold to make a machine. She raises a bunch of skeletons to help with this. The machine was meant to bring Oasis into this reality and continue the race. She was confronted on top of Turnip Tower and apprehended for DRAIB to hold. her skeleton army has been re-purposed as a mlm selling health drinks by Bubba. -
Cyber Demon Manifests
The Cyber Demon manifests in Davelbridge and the gang enters Cyberspace. A polygonal overlay of reality over Davelbridge. Entering from the Geothermal Power Plant they race at the speed of light to the DRAIB headquarters where he was heading originally to free Carmen from prison. -
Enter Veritas's Mind
The gang enters Veritas's mind to discover more about the reality rumors as she seems to be connected to them! Discovering about the Interdimensional Researchers and their race. -
Giant Snow Moth Fight!
A Giant Snow Moth manifests within Davelbridge. It's invisible except in the ultraviolet light of a sunset, as it sat on Turnip Tower. Its children wrapped around the heads of civilians and mind-controlled them. Eventually, the gang all get together and demolish it in a grand spectacle within this town. -
Nacho Libre Assassination
Nacho Libre is assassinated in the aftermath of the Snow Moth Fight by a mindless magical robot with a sniper rifle. This agent was sent in the year 2057 to hopefully create a super-soldier in the form of Sally Samson (AKA Salsa). She was meant to go to the past and do what she could to prevent the apocalypse from happening in the year 2042. -
Chicomecóatl manifests
Chicomecóatl manifests in reality from the Karn quantity within Davelbridge and meets with DRAIB where they are promptly hired to help avoid the apocalypse. -
Worldwide Roadtrip begins
The Davelbridge Hunters begin their journey throughout their various homelands to find items needed to help Oasis. Items that are inextricably tied to their own past to anchor them to this universe. -
Knight Family Upheaval
At midnight in Britain, non-Knight family members all turn into porcelain dolls. At the touch of a Knight family member, a person becomes un-dolled. This is used for the Knight family to rule over all of Britain. This machine is in the London Eye. The Davelbridge Hunters destroy the Mana Battery that powers this device and kills Berald, upheaving the structure of the Knight family and destroying much of their power at the moment. -
Upheaval of the Russian Government
In the process of stealing parts of the Russian Time Machine, the gang steals the phylactery of the Russian Lich Leader Vladimir Lenin. -
Flung to the Future! JAPAN!
The gang while on layover to Flavortown, U.S.A., are in Japan. A sudden time rift flings them into a dystopian future of dark skies and flying cars. See later in the timeline at "Japan is Real" -
Recovery of Osama Bin Laden's Robotic Double
The mysterious duplicate of Osama Bin Laden created by the Russian government and gone rogue is found in a pocket dimension inside of Marek Dean's closet. Alongside fun FNAF-esque characters who are his friends. They are all brought home to Davelbridge. -
Mission to Mars
Needing Mars rock in order to obtain the Martian Alloy for the final mission, they track some down to Schmumphledorf, the wizard school underneath the Volcano in Davelbridge. They buy 200lbs of Wizard Weed. Got the Mars rocks for the time machine, went to Mars, swapped bodies, mined the ore we needed for the dimensional portal, and got lit with the skeleton miners that tagged along who had temporarily gained flesh. -
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
The Davelbridge hunters attended the truly epic battle in Bubba's fight pit between Osama Bin Lenin and Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch, featuring Racism and Jesus Christ himself. With the help of Jesus, Osama and Lenin barely defeated Marky Mark and his Funky Bunch only for Bubba to attempt to capture Jesus once again by crucifying him in the ring; Jesus rose into the air on the cross, sprouting horns and growing a serpentine tongue, before disappearing in a cloud of fire. -
Mission: Save Oasis
Entering into the neighboring universe, the gang prepares the extraction of Oasis. Once there though, a threat to them and their universe is shown in the form of the Racemaster! They hold a fight as he tries to entertain guests, and ultimately the ship crashes into the savanna landscape. Bubba nearly dies as everyone is thrust into Davelbridge's sky. Bubba falls, fulfilling that part of the prophecy from Carmen's fight. Barely surviving thanks to Marek Dean. == Campaign End == -
Apocalypse Occurs! (OG Timeline)
Without the intervention of anyone, a horrible storm from the next-door universe would have covered the entire Earth with its origin being in Davelbridge, Alaska. The Racemaster's race would have continued leaving a sunken world in its wake. -
Time Travel Rebuilt! (OG Timeline)
The survivors of the apocalypse rebuild time travel from the remnants of technology found in Russia. The same technology that they used in their original, secret moon landing. This is used to send an agent back in time to create the one with the warrior soul, Sally Samson. -
Japan is Real (OG Timeline)
The future that the Davelbridge Hunters see of a world with most continents sunk due to the great hurricane that still rages. Japan survives even if much of it has sunk, and according to Japanese maps, there are no full continents anymore.