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A Legend was Born
6 pounds and 7 ounces of pure awesomeness was bequeathed with the name Jordan Joyce Rockwell. -
First Grade - The beginning of the End
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Four Eyes was Born
Green sparkly framed glasses would mark the beginning of my descent into blindness as each year progressed. -
Descent into the 7th Layer of Hell- Middleschool
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Start of Highschool
Located probably in the 5th layer of Hell. -
A Piece of Plastic Holds Freedom
The prospect of driving greatly alleviates the stresses of Junior Year. -
Descent into the 10th Layer of Hell
Junior Year schedule would pulverise any hope of sleep, social life and free time with the unmerciless fist of a mob boss. -
Trip to England and France
Good Riddance America. (Just kidding I'm coming back to you in a week, don't hate me.)