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Mr. Butkevich's Life: 1970-2035

  • I'm alive!

    I'm alive!
    Born in LA to a big immigrant family. Lived in Hollywood. But they didn't stay there long. By month 3, the family moved to Panamá.
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    Butkevich History

  • 1970-1973 Panama City

    1970-1973 Panama City
    First language was Spanish, with some random English and Russian words mixed in. Lived in a big house with tons of family. Apparently a cute baby who was regularly taken to the park by his uncles so they could scam on women.
  • 1973-2007 Lived in DC

    1973-2007 Lived in DC
    Grew up in the suburbs, then moved to the city. Went to Georgetown's School of Foreign Service with lots of future diplomats and spies as classmaters. Worked in Russia too.
  • Lives in Russia

    Lives in Russia
    Learns to speak the language somewhat properly. Meets cool people, and some scary people too. Walks everywhere. Freezes. Chased by a pack of wild dogs while attempting to jog. Went to a night club that had a gun check. Briefly dated a mafia girl.
  • Moved to San Francisco

    Moved to San Francisco
    The West Coast got into his system and he couldn't get away. Good food, beautiful vistas, chill people. Best of all, the fog! No more horrible 98 degree DC summers!
  • First teaching job

    First teaching job
    Making Waves Academy in Richmond. Bada bing!
  • Marries Kerikevich

    Marries Kerikevich
    Best decision of his life!
  • Starts Teaching at ECP

    Starts Teaching at ECP
    Stay frosty!
  • Reno Trip

    Reno Trip
    Generations of 8th graders finally get to him. Butkevich snaps and heads out on ill conceived Spring Break trip to the desert "to clear my head." The exact location of this photo is unknown.
  • Retires from teaching

    Retires from teaching
    After 22 years of teaching, Mr. Butkevich is finally ready to cut loose. 2 Chainz comes out of retirement to sing at the party, but wears his chains in the pool and drowns.