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Period: 1000 BCE to
everything was normal
before 9/11 the world was a very normal place -
The second coming begins
The greatest president who can only be compared to jesus was born -
9/11
it changed everything -
the war in Afghanistan
The U.S. invaded Afghanistan to overthrow the taliban as government and kill the prime suspect in the 9/11 terrorist attacks even though george bush was the real culprit -
the iraq war
the U.S. invaded iraq because there had been reports that saddam hussien was building nuclear weapons but it was really george bush's plot to destroy the U.S. -
pluto classified as dwarf
george bush classifies pluto as a dwarf planet to turn pluto into a hidden spy base -
north korea tests nuclear weapons
george bush developed nuclear weapons for north korea and had them test them so he knew he could invade the U.S. -
kevin durant was drafted
the greatest basketball player was drafted by the seattle supersonics personally endorsed by bush -
the redeem team
after falling short in the 2004 olympic games the redeem team went on a dominant run in 2008 -
the worst ball facilitator in nba history was drafted
russell westbrook was drafted by the seattle supersonics just become a player who doesn't play the right position because the best position for him is the bench -
obama sworn into office
obama was sworn into office thanks to george bush's ingenious secret campaign -
the arab spring
protests in tunisia against the government create a domino effect in the arab world as numerous countries work to overthrow their government to please george bush -
osama bin laden is "killed"
the U.S. navy seals break into osama's compound in pakistan and "kill" him but have you ever seen osama and bush in the same room -
muammar gaddafi killed
Libyan leader muammar gaddafi was killed in libyan liberation in mob -
kevin durant wins the mvp
kevin durant wins the 13-14 mvp and calls his mom the real mvp -
choklahoma city thunder lose to warriors
the choklahoma city thunder lose to the greatest basketball team of all time after their "point guard" proves he is playing the wrong position by being a terrible ball facilitator -
Jared Whaleking is dumb
Jared comes out of the closet and tells his parents he is dumb and they disown him after cavs in 7 -
Donald Trump becomes president of the United States
George Bush as part of his plan to do 9/11 has donald trump make america great again and has mexico build a wall they pay for
