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I first graced the world with my presence
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I started preschool at Peekaboo
And so began an illustrious school career -
My sister was born
I love her but she was a boring baby -
My mum died
Rest in peace -
We moved in with my first stepmum (Beth)
It was a bad thing. A very bad thing. Can't remember exactly what day -
We finally escaped my first stepmum
Only to get another one, who was worse. Also can't remember the exact day -
We move to the United States with my second stepmum (Valerie)
For some reason, we regret it now obviously. Look at how terrified I was -
Trump became president, unfortunately
I was so scared that we were going to get deported -
We got those fateful "two weeks" off from school
Little did we know... -
Valerie kicked us out, making us homeless
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We became not homeless
Valerie finally gave us OUR apartment back and moved to arizona. I hope she gets an epic sunburn and the store is out of aloe -
Trump became not president
Unfortunately he was replaced by Biden, who isn't much better, but at least he's not a serial rapist and openly a bigot -
I went to my first pride
It was so much fun, also pardon the stomach, it was just really hot outside that day