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1 CE
2 years old
Geological: present day -- well, calculated as 1998, but the difference is very insignificant
Koalas: The koala is now two years old, some koalas are lucky to live this long because of bushfires, poaching, dog attacks, deforestation, overbrowsing, chlamydia, or being hit by cars. If the koala has made it a full year on its own, the males will begin breeding season with older females. The females, however, still have a year to go before they are ready to start having joeys. -
7
23.99997 months old
Geological: Beginning of recorded history
Koalas: No significant changes -
8
23.99994 months old
Geological: End of last Ice Age
Koalas: No significant changes -
9
23.988 months old
Geological: First primate homo
Koalas: No significant changes -
10
23.9865 months old
Geological: Quartenary period, Glaciation in repeated cycles, emergence of modern humans
Koalas: No significant changes. Historically, koalas were hunted by the Aboriginal people of Australia for food. They were treated with great respect however. They believed that if you were to break the bones or skin a koala while feeding from it... the great spirits would come and put Australia in a drought. -
11
23.984 months old
Geological: Great American Biotic Interchange
Koalas: No significant changes -
12
23.88 months old
Geological: Tertiary (Neogene) period, global cooling
Koalas: No significant changes -
16
23.84 months old
Geological: age of mammals, flowering plants are abundant, Australia and Antarctica split
Koalas: No significant changes -
34
23.66 months old
Geological: Cenozoic era, Tertiary (paleogene) period, K-T mass extinction
Koalas: No significant changes -
76
23.24 months old
Geological: Cretaceous period, Laramide orogeny, huge reptiles
Koalas: No significant changes -
80
23.2 months old
Geological: early flowering plants
Koalas: No significant changes -
104
22.96 months old
Geological: Triassic-Jurassic mass extinction
Koalas: No significant changes -
105
22.95 months
Geological: Jurassic period, Nevadan Orogeny, evolution of feathers
Koalas: No significant changes -
112
22.88 months
Geological: Dinosaurs become dominant
Koalas: No significant changes -
130
22.7 months old
Geological: Permian mass extinction
Koalas: No significant changes -
132
22.68 months old
Geological: Mesozoic era, Triassic period, Pangea rifts, gymnosperms
Koalas: No significant changes -
146
22.54 months old
Geological: final assembly of Pangea
Koalas: No significant changes -
156
22.44 months old
Geological: Permian period, insects take flight
Koalas: No significant changes -
166
22.34 months old
Geological: early trees, formation of coal deposits
Koalas: No significant changes -
170
22.3 months old
Geological: Carboniferous (Alleghenian) period, Alleghenian Orogeny
Koalas: No significant changes -
190
22.1 months old
Geological: Carboniferous (Mississippian) period, early reptiles, leathery coverings evolve on eggs to prevent them from drying out on land
Koalas: No significant changes -
200
22 months old
Geological: Devonian Mass Extinction
Koalas: No significant changes -
214
21.86 months old
Geological: first land animals
Koalas: No significant changes -
220
21.8 months old
Geological: Devonian period, Caledonian Orogeny, walking amphibians
Koalas: No significant changes -
230
21.7 months old
Geological: Ordovician mass extinction
Koalas: No significant changes -
232
21.68 months old
Geological: Silurian period, Taconic Unconformity, Jaws evolve
Koalas: no changes -
253
21.47 months old
Geological: Taconic Orogeny, GOBE
Koalas: No significant changes -
256
21.44 months old
Geological: early fish
Koalas: No significant changes -
282
21.18 months
Geological: Beginning of the Phanerozoic Eon, Paleazoic Era, and Cambrian Period. Rising sea levels and the evolution of eyes
Koalas: No significant changes -
284
21.26 months old
Geological: early shelled organisms
Koalas: No significant changes -
329
20.71 months old
Geological: Ediacaran period
Koalas: No significant changes -
365
20.35 months old
Geological: early multicellular organisms
Koalas: No significant changes -
376
20.24 months old
Geological: Cryogenian period
Koalas: No significant changes -
528
18.72 months old
Geological: Neoproterozoic era, Tonian period
Koalas: No significant changes -
626
17.74 months old
Geological: Stenian period
Koalas: No significant changes -
730
16.7 months old
Geological: Ectasian period, formation of early supercontinent (Rodinia)
Koalas: no significant changes -
835
15.65 months old
Geological: Mesoproterozoic Era, Calymmian period
Koalas: no significant changes -
939
14.61 months old
Geological: Statherian period, free oxygen in atmosphere
Koalas: most likely the koala has settled into a home range -
1069
13.31 months old
Geological: Orosirian period
Koalas: no significant change -
1095
13.05 months old
Geological: First eukaryotic cells
Koalas: Joeys already on their own are working on finding a home range. Hoping not to run into any dominant males willing to fight over their space. However they are still young. Females can't breed yet, but males don't stop themselves from trying. -
1200
1 year old
Geological: Rhyacian period
Koalas: its time to say bye to mum. Koalas will go find their own home ranges, the trees they like the most, and the males will even start to look for mates if the season is right. -
1304
9.97 months old
Geological: Precambrian (Proterozoic), Paleoproterozoic, Siderian period, Ediacara Fauna
Koalas: In the wild, there is a high chance that by now the mother koala has mated again. Once she knows her pouch is going to be prepared for a new joey, she starts to push her bub away. Acting aggressive and even abandoning the bub. But this is normal for them. All children must go on at some point. However, if the mum doesn't mate, the joeys can stay until they are just about a year -
1460
9.4 months old
Geological: Neoarchian
Koalas: becoming more independent as they learn to climb and get leaf all on their own, getting too big to ride on mom's back -
7.31 months old
Geological: Mesoarchian
Koalas: Starting to leave the pouch for longer periods of time and begin to ride on their mother's backs. They've also nearly doubled in size because of the pap and are able to eat leaf, though they still nurse. -
5.22 months old
Geological: Paleoarchean era has begun
Koalas: The joeys have started peaking their heads out to pap feeding, the only way for the koalas to alter their gut bacteria in order to eat eucalyptus. -
4.17 months old
Geological: Oldest chemical evidence of life
Koalas: By now the eyes and ears have nearly finished developing, but the bub is staying safe in their mother's pouch. Only peeking out to see the world. -
3.13 months old
Geologically: It is the Precambrian (Archean) Eon, Eoarchian era, and the RNA world is thriving
Koalas: nothing much has changed within the month, they are just developing in mum's pouch, nursing on milk.
(Photo of a rescued joey, still in need of its mum. The Joey will need to be hand-reared by a volunteer.) -
2.61 months old
In geologic time, the oldest known earth rocks are forming. But relatively, for koalas, they still have no fur and their eyes and ears have not developed. -
New Born
Geologically: Precambrian, Hadean, origin of earth, moon, and oceans.
Metaphorically: Koala joeys have roughly 30 days of gestation before being born and crawling to their mother's pouch. At this age they are as small as a jelly bean.