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Tiger Terminated
Golf former number one Tiger Woods was found stabbed to death outside the Park Hyatt in Albert Park. Tiger was staying there because it is too far away from the Pros. -
Molly Murdered
Someone strangled Molly after the Moomba festival. Apparently his performance was below par. -
Buddy Bumped
Someone finally strangled Buddy Franklin. -
Cage Killed
HOLLYWOOD star Nicolas Cage was killed in a hit and run incident in Carlton. Cage, 45, was in Melbourne shooting his latest movie "Daredevil"
