Desecrated

The Great Desecration

  • Crackernapped!

    Crackernapped!
    A UCF student, Webster Cook, smuggles a Eucharist out of mass.
  • WFTV report

    WFTV reports on the issue. The article quotes Cook on how he was physically assaulted when church-goers noticed that he was leaving with what they consider the actual body of Christ. Catholic spokespeople express their 'outrage' and 'hurt' due to his actions.
    WFTV Article
  • Catholic League News Release 1

    Catholic League News Release 1
    The Catholic League & Bill Donohue publish a news release in which they simultaneously seem to mislead readers about Cook's motivation for his actions, as well as bring into play the absurd protection of insane religious ideas against insult by by calling his actions "beyond hate speech".
  • PZM: It's a frackin' cracker!

    PZM: It's a frackin' cracker!
    PZ Myers publishes his first post on the subject, saying it like it is:
    "I find this all utterly unbelievable. It's like Dark Age superstition and malice, all thriving with the endorsement of secular institutions here in 21st century America. It is a culture of deluded lunatics calling the shots and making human beings dance to their mythical bunkum."
    At the end of the post, he vows to publish his desecration of one of these crackers on his blog, Pharyngula.
  • Catholic League News Release 2

    Catholic League News Release 2
    Another news release, where Bill Donohue calls for punitive action against PZ Myers, and then sticks his big holy foot in his mouth by stating %u201CIt is hard to think of anything more vile than to intentionally desecrate the Body of Christ. We look to those who have oversight responsibility to act quickly and decisively.%u201D
    PZ eloquently cuts through the voodoo bullshit in the last paragraph of this post.
  • PZM: Three posts

    PZM: Three posts
    On 10 July, PZM responds with three posts. Hate mail (and death threats) from Catholics start to fill his mailbox.
    - Now I've got Bill Donohue's attention
    - Fresh crackers!
    - Fight back against Bill Donohue!
  • Catholic League News Release 3

    Catholic League News Release 3
    Bill Donohue & The Catholic League issue yet another news release, where they seem to carefully divert attention from their vacuous cracker-related grievances by supporting some public official's call for increased security at a political convention. Wow. PZ says he's going to disrespect a cracker, Bill says this makes him worry about violence towards Catholics at an unrelated political meeting. WTF?
  • PZM: Can this possibly get more insane?

    PZM: Can this possibly get more insane?
    PZ Myers responds to the Inquisition's absurd news release regarding the need for increased security, with well-deserved derision and sarcasm: "They are increasing security at the Republican convention out of fear of ME? I am puissant. Fear me, O Trembling Republicans. A flick of my wrist, and cathedrals tumble to the earth; a nod of my head, and heathen legions rise up and swarm like flesh-eating locusts over the faithful."
  • PZM: I get email %u2014 special cracker edition!

    PZM: I get email %u2014 special cracker edition!
    PZ Myers publishes a choice selection of the mindless, insane, hateful, threatening or just plain silly emails he has received on the cracker-matter.
  • PZ Myers: FYI

    PZ Myers: FYI
    PZM outs a fraudulent Catholic commentator on his blog.
  • PZM: Mail Dump

    PZM: Mail Dump
    PZ Myers publishes some of threats of physical violence he has received, with full email details of senders.
  • Minnesota Independent Interview

    Minnesota Independent Interview
    The Minnesota Independent publishes an interview with PZ Myers, stating that: Unrepentant science-heathen PZ Myers still intends to prove "this cracker is nothing"
  • Stop it NOW, please

    Stop it NOW, please
    Upon learning that some over-zealous readers of his blog have been emailing those whose threats he made public, PZ takes a very rational and un-Catholic-League approach in calling for this to stop.
  • Catholic League News Release 4

    Catholic League News Release 4
    Bill Donohue strikes back with another attempt at inflaming people against Myers: This time they accuse PZ of showing deference to Islam, by shamelessly misquoting him. It seem to me that these poor people are completely unaware of how their frantic attempts at hate-mongering just confirm what people like PZ Myers are saying about them.
  • PZM: The cost of delusional derangements

    PZM: The cost of delusional derangements
    PZ publishes this post, linking to the story here, about how a woman lost her job because her husband used her office email to send one of the death threats PZ published on the 13th.
  • PZM: Me and my cyberpistol

    PZM: Me and my cyberpistol
    PZM responds to a Catholic News Agency report on his plans to be rude to a cracker.
  • PZM: Fresh thread. Don't fill this one up!

    PZM: Fresh thread. Don't fill this one up!
    For server performance reasons, PZ must once again create a new post to handle the hundreds of comments on the cracker-matter.
  • PZM: rolls eyes - It's a cracker, people

    PZM: rolls eyes - It's a cracker, people
    PZM brings the world up to date regarding the sheer volume of mindlessly repetitive hate-you/pray-for-you/why-dont-you-desecrate-the-Quran emails he still receives on a daily basis.
  • Catholic League news release 5

    Catholic League news release 5
    More hot air from Bill Donohue's bunch. Once again, he misinforms readers about PZ's stance on Islam (saying that he is sympathetic to their beliefs), and then does a classic Catholic 180 by mentioning how he has complained to the Council on American-Islamic Relations regarding PZ's plans to be rude to pages from their chosen book of fairy tales.
  • PZM: Priorities

    PZM: Priorities
    PZ informs readers that the cracker has come to an undignified end, along with the Quran and another surprise entry. Details pending.
  • Catholic League news release 6

    Catholic League news release 6
    More of the same from Bill Donohue, carefully quoting only the most inflaming parts of PZ's post, editing out the eloquently rational justification for his actions. And since they cannot rationally defend their insane belief in magic, they again resort to threatening PZ's job. One has to wonder why they don't just sit back and wait for lightning to strike him. Probably the same reason that the Popemobile has bullet-proof glass.
  • PZM: The Great Desecration

    PZM: The Great Desecration
    Read the whole account of the desecration here. "By the way, I didn't want to single out just the cracker, so I nailed it to a few ripped-out pages from the Qur'an and The God Delusion. They are just paper. Nothing must be held sacred. Question everything."
  • Catholic League press release 7

    Catholic League press release 7
    Bill Donohue rants about the fact that PZ (a scientist) is not going to lose his job (at a scientific institution) for ridiculing the Catholic belief in magic on his personal blog. He then sticks his whole Catholic leg in his mouth by equating the ridicule of the belief in magic to racism and, get this, posession of child porn. Are Catholics even allowed by Vatican PR-people to mention such things?
  • PZM: I get email

    PZM: I get email
    PZ tells his readers the he still gets tons of Catholic emails, and shares some of the more interestingly stupid ones.
  • PZM: The Confraternity of Catholic Clergy doesn't like me

    PZM: The Confraternity of Catholic Clergy doesn't like me
    PZ informs us that "it's clear that at least this tier of the Catholic hierarchy is as deranged as the wackaloons flooding my mailbox."
  • Catholic League news release 8

    Catholic League news release 8
    Bill Donohue continues his gripes about how a university that won't fire a scientist because he mocks the belief in magic on his personal blog is somehow criminal. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him.
  • PZM: CFI speaks out

    PZM: CFI speaks out
    PZ informs us that: "The Center for Inquiry has put together two letters on the Webster Cook affair, one to be sent to UCF president John Hitt, and the other to the Catholic League."