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2.2 Genetic Limits
I would inject a virus derived from the DNA of turtles (if I can succesfully find and kidnap a galapagos tortoise to bring back to the United States for the selfish purpose of extending my lifespan) into my bloodstream making me a turtle-human mutant, but I would be able to accomplish what many have attempted, but failed at -- immortality or at least, close to it.