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Goin' Deep Show

  • The night before Show 1

    Mr. Kleen and A.G. begin recording commercial bits the evening before the first Goin' Deep with the Paralyzer and Mr. Kleen Show. These bits included the Depends Undergarments commercials, I'm Straight Muscle Cream and Satan's visit to the Studio.
  • GDS Episode 1

    The first official episode of the Goin' Deep Show was highlighted with the failure of the shows host to show up. Filling in for the Paralyzer in this episode and taking over are Bob Gillard and JMac who join Mr. Kleen and A.G. in Studio. The Show began at 9:00 p.m. and received calls from the Paralyzer who was on a Cedar Point Trip with one of his many female companions. Highlights: Ninja Shirts, Paralyzers Mother. Episode 1
  • GDS Episode 2

    GDS was wild with the boys in the studio in depends, for bladder uncontrol. Paralyzer calls up a fan favorite EZE from the Fattys. Subjects discussed include P's planned space travel, Midget tossing, and special on location calls from the Bathroom.
  • GDS Episode 3: Superman Dies

    Superman dies, Chics wonder why Ps called Paralyzer and we recap week twos depends episode. Paralyzer finally calls Bob Gillard by his correct name and the star of the show watches the Yankee game with Momma.
  • GDS Episode 4: Yankees choke

    Believe it or not folks it is week four of goin deep with the Paralyzer and Mr. Clean and this edition features topics ranging from cross country sex to why the choke job of the Yankees pains the Paralyzer personally.
  • GDS 009 Thunderlips

    Thunderlips Umphrey joins the Crew in Studio for his first and only appearance.
  • Bob Gillard Breaks Ankle

    After a rather controversial statement in our GDS Xmas episode, The man who would be come to known as the Martial Arts Phenomenon busts his ankle in the parking lot of the Shot 'N' Shell in Essexville Michigan. Listen to The MAPs in Hospital reaction to the tragic event.
  • GDS 25 100 shots-a-beer

    The gang attempts the 100 shots of beer gimick. And yah they didnt even come close. Listen Now
  • GDS 050

    Paralyzer and Kleen welcome a 14 year old with dreams of being in the WWE. He has a rather unique wrestling name picked out.
  • GDS 74 & 75 Xmas Party

    Bob G, aka the Martial Arts Phenomenon (M.A.P.) sits in on this wild ride of complete mayhem as Kid calls Kleen at his holiday Xmas party and also Jay Mac who is there in eavesdrop mode for the majority of the show. Rude behavior at its best.
    Listen to Part 1 here
    Listen to Part 2 here
  • GDS 100

    Mr. Kleen%u2019s sick, we%u2019re in Studio K and we%u2019re avoiding the pussy hair that seems to be growing from every square inch of Mr. Kleen%u2019s house. Listen
  • GDS 150

    Another attempt by Mr. Kleen to eat disgusting food mixed with other disgusting food. We are the Goin' Deep show and we've got nothing better to do than make the room smell. Listen
  • GDS 200

    The original 4 from show number one drop this special hour and 20 minute long GDS celebrating episode 200. We start off talking about violence and then JMac smacks Mr. Kleen around and he doesn't know what to say. Sexy terms everyone can use. Listen
  • The Kid goes to the World Series

    The Kid goes to the World Series
    GDS Host Kid A.G. heads to the first ever World Series at Comerica Park in Detroit Michigan between the Tigers and St. Louis Cardinals.
  • The MAP cleans the puke

    The MAP cleans the puke
    The MAP washes his car after a rowdy night of drinking at former Host The Paralyzer's wedding in Arizona. The Ride home with a sober Red driving the busy Phoenix highways had to deal with The MAP blasting not only the inside of his own Jeep with barf but also the side of his ride and the car behind the trio. The Kid managed to dodge the blast in the backseat. Rumor has it the barf blasts that struck the interior ceiling remained their even when the Jeep was traded in.
  • Kleen in Studio for Episode 245

    Kleen in Studio for Episode 245
    Mr. Kleen sits inside the GDS Studio for Episode 245. One of his final episodes as a GDS host.
  • GDS 250

    Kleen, Kid and the Map bring you these wonderful stories. Hot nuns blowing priests, Chicks with eyeblack, Kleen's new wife is a former whore that Kleen tries not to ask how many cocks have been in her mouth. We hate women who yap too much. Listen
  • Hat Trick I

    Hat Trick I
    Hat Trick in Studio for Episode 282. This is the first of many Hat Trick appearances on the show.
  • GDS Episode 288

    GDS Episode 288
    GDub, The X and Titties McSmokes-alot visit the Kid and JMac in the GDS Studios for Episode 288
  • Goin' Deep at the Loons Game

    Goin' Deep at the Loons Game
    The MAP, Kid and Red, along with a few friends hit up the local ballpark for a minor league baseball game.
  • GDS Crew meets Lance Parish

    GDS Crew meets Lance Parish
    The MAP and JMac hit the ballpark and spend a few moments with Lance Parish after the game.
  • GDS Crew Breaks Some Wood

    GDS Crew Breaks Some Wood
    The Goin' Deep Show Crew hits the batting cages at Dutch Village in Bay City, Michigan. We manage to bust some wood.
  • Hat Trick returns

    Hat Trick returns
    The Hat Trick joins The MAP and Kid in Episode 318.
  • GDS Photo Shoot

    GDS Photo Shoot
    The Kid, MAP and JMac hit the back alley for a photo shoot for the website.
  • Qweefer Episode 342

    Qweefer Episode 342
    JMac brings a special friend who likes to blast air from her hoo ha. A Rowdy Goin' Deep Show. Take a Listen
  • Goin' Deep Softball

    Goin' Deep Softball
    The GDS Softball team hits the field on the way to their championship.
  • GDS 350

    Chesticles, Jmac, and Sleaze get ahold of GDubs and make a call to Motorboat where Jmac tries to get some hot boobie action. The Bowling team is a little loud, JMac gets a waitress to flee despite getting the open invitation for a ride home. Listen
  • The Silicon Cutie

    The Silicon Cutie
    JMac, MAP and the Kid welcome a very large breasted lovely known as the Silicone Cutie to the show for Episode 353. Listen Here.
  • GDS Episode 400

    Hat Trick joins Wally and the Kid where whipped cream makes for a crazy night as the studio is covered in cream as the night progresses.
  • GDS 450

    Kid and MAP run down last nights Wally Clips, we include talk of large assed Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape and a few other hot bitches. They seem to be getting hotter as the days get longer. Atomic Dame stops by with titties and no milk.
  • GDS Records 500... almost

    GDS Records 500... almost
    Kid, MAP and JMac spend a long night in studio recording what is a solid half hour long segment to be released for show 500. Little did the trio know is that the recording took a dump and only segment two was captured. Of course segment two was not nearly as good as segment one. Thus the GDS and their audio mishaps become even more legendary.
  • GDS Photo Shoot

    GDS Photo Shoot
    The Goin' Deep Crew pose for some glam shots at the base of the Independence Bridge in Bay City.
  • GDS Episode 501 & 502 recording

    Don Tang comes to the GDS front office Studios at 2:30 p.m. to record. We get GDub on Skype and talk about The Kid getting woke up at 4 a.m. with stories of women slapping their boyfriends with high heeles.
  • Mr. Kleen returns

    Former GDS Host and infamous punching bag, Mr. Kleen returns to the show.
  • Grandma Makes debut

    The show welcomes one of JMac's gal pals to the show for the first time. No nickname is given so she is refered to as Grandma.
  • Kid almost beats up an old man

    GDS host and notorious A-hole, Kid A.G. starts the day with a bad attitude and ends it nearly throwing down with an old douchebag at a local Vintage Base Ball Tournament. The situation is simmered down, as grandpa used to say, by his brother.
  • GDS Fourth Anniversary

    On this day in 2004 The Goin' Deep Show recorded their first ever episode.
  • GDS 535: You made an abortion girl cry

    GDub joins JMac and the Kid in studio for a memorable GDS with talk of rent a cops who need to just move along, How certain returning hosts need to listen, Tittie Fucking, Wally's convenient store hooker who got punched and Dub scraping face. Go Deep. Listen now
  • GDS 536: Fuck her Gently

    Kid and JMac give you some Karaoke, porn and hanging with the guys and a hot chick. Go Deep. Oh there is porno too. Listen Now
  • GDS 537: The Bartender

    Kid, JMac and GDub welcome the bartender to the show where they recap a whore and talk about other dumb shit. Duh. Go Deep. Listen Now
  • GDS 538: Drunk Chicks just need dick

    Kid, JMac, GDub and Wally start some trouble, attempt a prank call that goes nowhere and we play some clips of chicks who just want to get fucked. We make fun of dumbass movies and talk about young tail. Go Deep. Listen Now
  • GDS 539: Wally vs. GDub

    GDS 539: Kid and JMac in studio chat with GDub in Florida and Wally in Colorado. Topics included standards for who you'll stick your dick in, Dropping GDub 5 times and why Wally got kicked off myspace. Go Deep. Listen Now
  • GDS 540: Banging a classy girl in a shed

    Wally returns to the studio and tells the crew how he banged a chick in a shed, because it was the American thing to do. She has huge guns and Wally did her in a classy way....inside a toolshed. We discuss voting with our dick and mushroom stamping. Listen Now
  • GDS 541: Break bones and their mushy

    Wally, JMac and GDub join the Kid for this episode where we discuss Hugh Hefner's new 19 year old twins, beating up old ladies while banging and blue balls get tossed around also. JMac is real mello and out of place and We almost stop a fight. Go Deep. Listen Now
  • GDS 542: Blow Job Rules revisited

    Chesticles and the Kid bring you an midweek show where we relive some 90s songs, Call Jmac with no answer and talk about the BJ rules and how we'd mess up Anna Nicole. Go Deep. There's more but just go. Listen Now
  • GDS 543: Someone was moaning

    Kid, MAP and Wally bring you stories of losing your childhood, who's fucked in the studio, party recap, drugs that Wally is doing and the sounds of love making. The Kid and Red shower and everyone drinks too much. Go Deep. Listen Now
  • GDS.1131: Kleen vs Kid 2 Electric Boogaloo

    GDS.1131: Kleen vs Kid 2 Electric Boogaloo
    LISTENThis is a short one and there's tons of rage as Mr. Kleen and the Kid get crazy on Moonshine and ransack the studio. Its only 12 minutes before the two get at each others throats and have a pissing match. Technology gets tossed around the room and fits are thrown. Listen in and be prepared to get pissy. Go Deep.
  • GDS 1186: Chicks may decide to just eat pussy

    GDS 1186: Chicks may decide to just eat pussy
    Goin' Deep Show 1186Kid and GDub get NSA on yo ass and spy on everyone, say fuck the media, fuck baseball writers who have their tit in a ringer about performance enhancing drugs. Kid recaps a relaxing evening of people watching at Dow Diamond in Midland and gives his words of advice to women about making up their goddamn minds. Kid tips his cap to his lovely red for putting up with birthday parties and all the shittier aspects of life.
  • Goin' Deep Episode 1206

    Goin' Deep Episode 1206
    Kid and Don Tang discuss Vine and how some of the most awesome things come through the porn.tumblr.com Vine. Kid decides to start calling porn stars porno stars and we get on the racist topic and compare that to gay shit. We hit the Kardashian tip, make fun and of course talk about funky faces during booty love.
  • Goin' Deep Show 10th Anniversary Episode

    Goin' Deep Show 10th Anniversary Episode
    Watch the Show here on Youtube Get on the mic on the Anniversary of the first ever recording of this bullshit.  Oct. 2, 2004 is celebrated. The Decade of Idiocy is complete.  On to the next Decade of stupid personal behavior on display for the entire planet to observe. Go Deep.