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Chinese Nationalists Oust the last Qing Emperor, Puyi
Hey, isn't Oust a air-freshener brand? Yeah, I think it is. Wait! That actually makes a ton of sense, because it's like you're "ousting" the bad smells! Whoah!!! I never thought about that before!!! -
World War I begins as Austria declares war on Serbia
Oh that's horrible!! Wars are bad : (
~all I am saying... is give peace a chaaaaaaaaaaance~
peace sounds like peas. Peas are yucky. Bleh... -
U.S. enters the war
yeah, so the u.s. entered the war because they had this wire tapping thing-a-majig where they were all like, "hey we like texas, thank you very much meanie Germans, and we would rather like to keep it for a while. so stay away mexico!!!!!" (they said something along those lines. I couldn't find an exact quote. But then again, I didn't really look for one.) -
Armistice signed as allies defeat Central Powers
Armistice reminds me of Arm and Hammer the baking soda. You know what i've never gotten? what the difference is between baking soda and baking powder. they look exactly the same! it's crazy man -
Gandhi leads Indian campaign of civil disobedience
Gandhi beat his wife. -
Mustafa Kemal transforms Turkey into a Republic
Mustafa sounds like Mufassa from the Lion King. Hey, that reminds me! In strings, we're playing this African song which is really cool, and it's called "Dry Your Tears, Afrika." EXCEPT THEY SPELLED AFRICA WRONG!!!!!! ugh, it's so annoying!!!!!! It bothers me so much!!! -
MaoZedong heads Long March
Whoah this guy has an amazing name!!!!!! I wonder if he had a nickname. I would call his Mao-y. Hey! That sounds like Maui!!!! Whoah, that's super awesome!! Ya know, Obama came from Hawaii. Obama's so cool. He's all like, "Yes we can" and everyone else is like "Obama, you're so cool!!" Wow, I sound really repetetive. I'm sorry. It must be annoying. But it's not like anyone actually reads this. I'm just talking to myself. Wow. That makes me feel really lonely.
