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I was born.
I started to see the world upsidown as images entered my retnas upsidown and my brain could not yet turn them right side up. Fantastic. -
My hair started growing snakes.
I'm Medusa's daughter. -
I moved to Wisconsin
from Maryland, if this was nessecary information. -
I flew a jet to Monte Carlo.
And yes i did actually fly the jet. Like i drove it pressed all the buttons. Yeah and everyone died. It was just excellent. -
My sister was born
And she saw the world upsidown through her immature brain and retnas. Wahoo. -
I adopted a crocodile.
LEGALLY. What now those who own dogs. I have a crocodile, whi CAN stick his tongue out. Hear that other crocodiles? Yeah! Morton can stick his tongue out! -
I spent a nice day on the nile river with Morton (my pet crocodile)
He ate my left had which i got replaced with a wrench.