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I am born
I am born. I will soon be the greatest man who ever lived -
I get my cat feebe
I got my cat feebe and she was cool. untill she died -
i got my second cat ferguson
I got my second cat it died tho -
I got my dog charlie
This is my dog hes pretty awesome he also is getting really old. He has to wear a diaper now -
First day of kindergarden
This was my fisrt day kindergarden. I was pretty scared because my mom wasnt there but over the day I got used to it -
my cats died
They both got ran over at the same time it sucked. but I still have my dog -
My parents got divorced
My parents got divorced it was pretty sad Idk why they did it but it happend. But it seems both of my parents are happier now -
First day at the mddle school
This was the first day at my middle school it was hard because i didnt remember all my combonations. But it was still fun -
arrow of light
I graduated cub scout and whent on to boy scouts nuff said -
Cross country state meet
I ran in the state I got my best time 15:43 I still didnt place I got 60 sometingth but it was still really fun to run. -
My mom got remaried
My mom got remaried this day it was really fun they had a good time and we ate cake. so i guess we both won -
I get my first car
My fist car. Its swaggalagin -
I graduate
I graduate. I am they smartest in my class -
I got into harvord
I got into harvord and I am the smartest one there -
I get married to kate upton
I get married to kate upton and it pretty awesome -
My twins are born
I have twins with kate upton. They are models the one on the left is bartholowmmew and the one on the right is zelda. -
I quit harvord to take care of my wife and my kids
I quit harvord. So I can take care of my kids -
I star in my first movie
I play brad pit in the documentary of brad pitt. They chose my because I looked like brad pitt -
I creat toasty oees
Toste os become the best selling ceral company. They are delicues and nutrisous -
I star in the next shrek movie
I star in the next shrek movie. Its the biggest movie ever made -
I star in my 100th movie
I have stared in 100 movies. Makeing me a trillionare -
I buy out ford so I am now the owner
I buy out ford. Because of all the movie ive made on movies and toasty eeos -
I buy out all major companys
I have bought every major company In the world. My next faze is to rule it -
I take over my tenth country
we are at an alarming rate me and my army the flameingtigers will take over the world in the next years -
I have taken over the world
I have taken over the world I now conrol it. No one can take me down -
I get assasinated
I get assasinated bye alec bradralef . Now my son bartholowmew has taken my place as king