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1947 Cold War
WW2 Ends, Cold War starts -
Moon Landing
Moon Landing (fake) USSR finds out -
1970 Technology
Explosive development in military technology -
1972 Ligma
USSR sends bio-weapon of Florida full of Ligma to hinder space travel -
War 1973
War Declared -
1975 Super Soldiers
US begins developing super soldiers (Raykins) -
1976 Aliens
USSR discovers Alien kingdom on the moon, bribes them with vodka, sends Aliens to Philidelphia for krabby patty formula and the liberty bell -
1977 New president
Gerald Ford dies of Ligma Doug Dimmadome becomes president -
1987 Blood Bath
10 year blood bath
explosive increase in deadly conflict, US and USSR (Now Russia) burn through resources to gain as much ground as possible
Death count in 10 Millions -
1989 Resources/Samsquanch
US takes over Canada and Mexico for resources, Big hairy beast found in Canadian woods (Samsquanch), used to enhance super soldiers be mixing serum with Samsquanch blood
Russian Empire expands to parts of Europe -
1990 New President
Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome has remained president this whole time due to his success in the war, converted white house to a dome, impeached due to creating whale blubber nuggets, the Samsquanch, now called Steve French, elected president for contribution to war -
1995 Raykins
After 5 more years of fighting the Raykins defeat the Russian Empire with the help of the newly developed weapon, the Bulbablaster (shoots solar beams) -
1997 Raykins
Power Hungry, feeling superior, Raykins push through Europe conquering everything in their path, US can't stop them -
Raykins Attack 2000
Raykins attack and conquer the US