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Paddy Moran drinks me, Gilbert Poppin-Fresh Out Of Bottle
It was the O'Brien Cup game of the 1911-1912 season as the teeth grinding hockey team Quebec Bulldogs were facing the slumping Moncton Victorias. It was only 5 minutes into the game as I saw the light. Paddy Moran had had opened his bottle and he took a giant gulp. -
Titanic
It was April 15th 1912 and I was sitting frozen off the coast of Newfoundland. It was 2:20 am and a giant passenger liner. Was barreling towards me. It finally came and the RMS Titanic rammed its right hull into us. It took about three hours to sink under the North Atlantic Sea. -
Evaporation/Condensation
April 16th was a very hot day. It was so warm I started to turn from water to gas and I was evaporated. I was slowly floating up into the sky. i flew so high that it wasn't so warm any more, so I condesed back into a cloud with my water buddies. I sat in that cloud for 89 years. -
9/11 Attack
It was 8:46 in the morning as American Airlines fleight 11 and United Airlines fleight 175 sliced through the cloud that I was in and crashed into the two giant towers in New York City. The Twin Towers came crashing down killing thousands and injuring many. The crash lasted until 10:28 -
RAIN TIME
It was finally time for my to leave my cloud as I precipitated back down to earth reaching freakishly high speeds. I landed very hard on to Raymond James Stadium in Flodia. -
Super Bowl XLIII
I was lying in the end zone where the Arizona Cardinals where defending their 23-20 point lead against the Pittsburgh Steelers. It was a very tight football game but the Steelers where slowly grinding there way to the Arizona end zone. They were at the Arizona's 6 yard line with 38 seconds left as Big Ben Roethlesburger bombs a throw straight into Santonio Holmes hands and Holmes manages to drop his feet to stay inbouds for a Steeler touchdown. The Steelers ran the time out and won their 6th. -
EVAPORATION/CONDENSATION
It was a very hot day so I ended up turning into water vapour and evaporating. Once I reached the condensation point in the sky and I turned into a cloud once again. -
Heritage Classic Calgary VS Montreal.
It was precipitating down to earth as snow as I landed on a hockey players arm. The hockey game was outdoors! That mean't it was the Heritage Classic. The outdoor game involving two Canadian teams. It was was the third period as I landed on Alex Tanguay's stick. With a powerful flick he blasted the puck behind Carey Price giving the Flames a 4-0 lead.
