The Timeline

By deatg
  • 6180 BCE

    100 Jahns appear inside of the base in the Moon.

  • 5963 BCE

    The 100 Jahns invade Earth

    The 100 Jahns invade Earth and create 2 islands in the Pacific Ocean to use as a base while they assimilate humans into Jahns. They assimilate about 1,000 before they are stopped by Garfield, who traveled Back in time. The Jahns retreat, with the Jahns that were assimilated. One person who was assimilated was female.
  • 30

    Bulk Bogan appears in Israel

    Bulk Bogan shows up in Israel and pummels Jesus, making him the new Jesus by default. Bulk Bogan is then killed by a mysterious robed man, but he uses his Jesus powers to resurrect himself. Everyone believes that Jesus is dead, but he resurrected himself and lives in hiding for the next 1,988 years
  • 1337

    Bulk Bogan travels to Tamriel

    Bulk Bogan uses his Jesus powers to travel to Tamriel in 3E 433 and closes the oblivion gates to save the realm. Two Bulk Bogan clones are created here. They both die, but one is resurrected and lives in secrecy.

  • Johannes Tron (JonTron's grandfather) is born.

  • The Mario brothers' father and mother are born (their names are unknown)

  • Bob Ross is born

  • Svenka Tron is born (JonTron's mother)

  • William Tron is born (JonTron's father)

  • Malkovich Tron is born (JonTron's uncle)

  • The Mario brothers' parents get married

  • PopTart Mario is born in Italy

    The first Mario Brother.

  • Arbizio Mario and Fligatoni Mario are born in Italy

  • Arbizio, Fligatoni, PopTart, and their parents move to Krazkatalia

  • Spondâge "Sponge" Mario is born in Krazkatalia

  • Pretzel Mario is born in Krazkatalia

  • The Mario brothers' parents abandon PopTart, Arbizio, Fligatoni, Sponge, and Pretzel, and move back to Italy

  • Mario Mario is born in Italy

  • Luigi Mario is born in Italy.

    When Luigi was born, there was another brother named Ernest attached to Luigi, but they were separated without any damage to either of them. Ernest was given to another family and Mario & Luigi were never informed about this.

  • Mario & Luigi are kidnapped by Kamek and end up on Yoshi's Island.

  • The Yoshis return Mario & Luigi to the wrong house, and are then kidnapped by Kamek again.

  • The Yoshis finally return Mario & Luigi to the correct parents.

  • Homeopathic Medicine Mario is born in Italy.

  • Citation "Corey" Mario is born in Italy

  • Arbizio & Fligatoni Ascend

    Arbizio & Fligantoni ascend to the Spaghet Dimension, where they supply all the Pizza Pasta in the Mario Universe, keep the Pizza Pasta in balance, and watch over the Mario brothers.

  • He Thicc Mario is born in Italy.

  • Andrio Mario is born in Italy.

  • Norman Mario is born in Italy.

  • Carlton Mario is born in Italy.

  • Grunge "Gunge" Mario is born in Italy.

  • Schnitzel Mario is born in Italy.

  • Mayro "Mario" Mayro & Luggy "Luigi" Mayro are born in Canada.

  • Shyrio Mario is born in Italy.

  • Warluigi Mario is born. (location unknown)

  • Sponge and Pretzel find the Mushroom Kingdom.

    Sponge & Pretzel enter a mysterious cave and wake up in a melancholic dystopia filled with death and depression. They travel through this land and discover that the princess has died waiting for them. Sponge awakens a power inside of him, and absorbed all the sadness in the land. The land turned into the happy Mushroom Kingdom, and the princess came back to life re-born. Sponge had absorbed all the sadness, and he would never be the same.

  • Sponge & Pretzel move to the U.S.

    Sponge and Pretzel leave Krazkatalia and move to the United States. Spondâge officially changes his name to Sponge.

  • PopTart Mario moves to Taiwan.

  • Vincent PizzaPasta is born.

  • Jane Tron is born. (JonTron's future wife)

  • Mario & Luigi move to Brooklyn.

    Mario & Luigi move to Brooklyn and become Carpenters, and later become plumbers.

  • Mario gets a letter from his great-uncle who lives in the Soviet Union. Mario goes to visit him.

  • Period: to

    Wart kills Mario's great-uncle.

    Wart kills Mario's great-uncle, overthrows the USSR, and becomes the ruler of Russia. Mario defeats him and goes back home to Brooklyn.

  • Mario meets Pauline.

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    Donkey Kong kidnaps Pauline

    Donkey Kong (future Cranky Kong) kidnaps Pauline. Mario captures DK and puts him in a Cage, and Donkey Kong Jr. (Future Donkey Kong) rescued him. DK and DK Jr. travel to Donkey Kong Country in western Africa. Pauline breaks up with Mario.

  • Mario & Luigi move to the Mushroom Kingdom and become plumbers.

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    Princess Peach is kidnapped by Bowser, and Mario & Luigi rescue her.

    Events of Super Mario Bros.

  • Mario has a dream about Luigi, Peach, Toad, and himself.

    Events of Super Mario Bros. 2
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    Bowser sends the Koopalings to capture peach. Mario & Luigi rescue Peach.

    Events of Super Mario Bros. 3

  • Bowser retreats to Dinosaur Land.