Steve's Timeline

  • My Birth

    My Birth
    This is the day my mom gave birth to me. The universe was blessed.
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    My Life

    This is my lifespan
  • My first fart

    It shook the Earth, windows broke, cars flew.
  • First Steps

    First steps on this day
  • My Brother is Born

    On this day I got a new sibling
  • First day of School

    On this day I became a number in a broken system
  • First time I went skiing

    First time I ever went skiing was in Vermont
  • Shannon is born

    Another new sibling
  • Kerri is born

    Last younger sibling is born
  • My 1,000,000 egg

    My 1,000,000 egg
    It was a good breakfast
  • First time a girl rejected me

    First time a girl rejected me
    First of many times a girl rejected me
  • Graduate 8th grade

    Best day ever, I hated St. Catherine's
  • First day of DePaul Highschool

    Bad school, I graduated a year after