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  • archduke died

    archduke died
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the Austrian throne, and his wife, visit Sarajevo in Bosnia. A bomb is thrown at their auto but misses. Undaunted, they continue their visit only to be shot and killed a short time later by a lone assassin. Believing the assassin to be a Serbian nationalist, the Austrians target their anger toward Serbia.
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    WWI

  • The United States declares its neutrality.

    The United States declares its neutrality.
    The United States declares its neutrality.
  • U-Boat

    U-Boat
    A German U-Boat torpedoes the British passenger liner Lusitania off the Irish coast. It sinks in 18 minutes, drowning 1,201 persons, including 128 Americans. President Woodrow Wilson subsequently sends four diplomatic protests to Germany.
  • Wilson re-elect

    Wilson re-elect
    American voters re-elect President Woodrow Wilson who had campaigned on the slogan, "He kept us out of war."
  • The British intercept a telegram sent by Alfred Zimmermann

    The British intercept a telegram sent by Alfred Zimmermann
    The British intercept a telegram sent by Alfred Zimmermann in the German Foreign Office to the German embassies in Washington, D.C., and Mexico City. Its message outlines plans for an alliance between Germany and Mexico against the United States. According to the scheme, Germany would provide tactical support while Mexico would benefit by expanding into the American Southwest, retrieving territories that had once been part of Mexico. The Zimmermann telegram is passed along by the British to the
  • The United States of America declares war on Germany.

    The United States of America declares war on Germany.
    The United States of America declares war on Germany.
  • The first American troops land in France.

    The first American troops land in France.
    The first American troops land in France.
  • The Blücher-Yorck Offensive

    The Blücher-Yorck Offensive
    The Blücher-Yorck Offensive, Germany's third in a row, begins with the goal of bogging down the Allies in central France, thus preventing further reinforcements from reaching British positions in the north.
  • last shot of war

    last shot of war
    At 5:10 am, in a railway car at Compiègne, France, the Germans sign the Armistice which is effective at 11 am--the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month. Fighting continues all along the Western Front until precisely 11 o'clock, with 2,000 casualties experienced that day by all sides. Artillery barrages also erupt as 11 am draws near as soldiers yearn to claim they fired the very last shot in the war.
  • treaty

    treaty
    At the Palace of Versailles in France, a German delegation signs the Treaty formally ending the war. Its 230 pages contain terms that have little in common with Wilson's Fourteen Points as the Germans had hoped. Germans back home react with mass demonstrations against the perceived harshness, especially clauses that assess sole blame for the war on Germany.