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My Birth
Born in Illinois -
My First Trip to Mexico
Got my passport as well. -
My First Summer
Yay Illinois weather -
My First Day of Kindergarten
Fearn is the best, will always be -
My First Day of Middle School
yay got into scet -
Graduate Middle School
Bye Jewel, time to work at jewel osco -
Graduate High School
my 18 year free trial ends, time for pay per month -
Accepted into the University of Pennsylvania
Double Major in Economics and Finance -
Graduate University with a Bachelor's and MBA degree
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I get my First Job
working at a place that promotes farts isn't pretty -
My First Car
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I Go to Las Vegas and Bet almost all my money but make double
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Started my Own Business named "Farts and Fatalities"
It took me more than decade but we made it -
I Make a Nature Sanctuary for Goats
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My Net Worth Reaches 1 Trillion $USD
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My Net Worth Reaches 1 Trillion $USD
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I Fake my Own Death
nobody believed me -
I am Inducted into The Flex Hall of Fame
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I Retire to Africa
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Tragically hit by flying naked mole rat
yeet i ded
