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my birth
i was born out of the holy womb of my madre on the 9th day of the 7th month of the year of our lord 1999.It was such a miracle that i cured my mother of the deadly cancer growing inside her womb. (lying but she did have cancer when i was born) -
my birthday
when the moons aligned on the 9th of the 7th month of the year of our lord 2000 i became a year old and ate asparagus -
my next birthday
a year late another miracle occured and i became another year older. -
Once again my birthday
surprised that i had survived to my third year of life after my mother swooped us away from my dickhead of a dad to a women's hostel to get away from him and his family cos they are twats. (my grandma was a fucking badass tho) -
moved to the gutter
we left the womens hostel and moved to FUCKING WIGAN. -
Shit school
got bullied, got fat life happened -
mum started fucking up
mum had a stroke on easter day. dad laughed about it and i became a young carer -
life went on
basically i scraped myself through high school. mum got even worse and i started college and am now baes with Jeri bean the jeri queen and have a matty