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My life (is terible)

By Dazai_Is_Alive

  • the day i started existing

    the day i started existing
    So erm yes the disspointment was born. I was GRAUHHHHH and crying and um ye

  • first time i drank milk (any type)

    first time i drank milk (any type)
    so The milk tasted bitter. I hate it rahhhhh

  • 1st time i drank artificial milk

    1st time i drank artificial milk
    it was actually yummy this time.

  • 1st time i went outside

    1st time i went outside
    yea, i touched grass.

  • i feel bad for my baby sitter

    i feel bad for my baby sitter
    so since my parents have too much to do and cant rlly take care of me they hired a baby sitter and i think the baby sitter doesnt like me very much bc i pooped on the floor

  • I tried to walk (spoiler: epic fail)

    I tried to walk (spoiler: epic fail)
    i fell down za floor and it was cool and hard, i can smell the wood..

  • I moved houses (timeskip bc im lazay)

    I moved houses (timeskip bc im lazay)
    Yea although i only stayed there for one month

  • I stubed my toe for the first time

    I stubed my toe for the first time
    Audio: UAHAHAHGAHHEHHRHHHHAHAHAAHHHHHHH HELP ME RA8AUHAHAHAHAH

  • I went hostpital

    I went hostpital
    My toenail came offšŸ˜

  • Me back hostpital

    Me back hostpital
    Me toenail es backšŸ˜

  • LONNGGGG TIMESKEIP RHAHHH

    LONNGGGG TIMESKEIP RHAHHH
    yAS and now its yesterday slayyy